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Bunking Off 

British term for skipping school; participating in truancy; playing hooky.
During 2005/06, DfES defined a persistent truant as a pupil who missed 20 or more days classed as unauthorised absence. Children often refer to it as "doing a bunk", "bunking off" or "skiving".
Bunking Off by Luke Thompson August 6, 2007

Burning off my mustache 

1) Performing oral sex onto a female.
2) Eating our a woman and having your mustache burnt off by the acidic properties of pussy juice.
1: I'm burning off my mustache tonight!
2: Dope!

bunking off 

act lazy, mess around, not doing what your meant to.
bunking off by pooboo May 29, 2008

Barking off 

The act of masturbating while your dog licks your balls and ass.
Holy shit. I was jackin' it and my dog totally started rimmin' my ass and lickin' my balls. I was like, man, I bet barking off isn't in the urban dictionary yet!
Barking off by doglover3140 February 21, 2011

Burkin off 

The explicit act of masturbation where one is isolated from his or her roommates. This act is assumed to be occurring regardless of situation.
Friend: "Where did Jeremy go." Other Friend: "He's Burkin off"
(as friend walks down the stairs) Where were you, Burkin off?
What are you up to? Nothing, just burkin it.
Burkin off by Happypantsman April 19, 2011

burping off 

A variation on a deep-throat blowjob, where the giver induces a belch, increasing stimulation for the receiver.
Dude, you'll never believe it. That quiet chick in accounts? Loves burping off guys. Guess how I know?
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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