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BurgerFit 

A badass ground meat and veggie burger that gets the pickiest of eaters to eat more vegetables.
Person 1: "Dang girl, where'd you get that booty?"
Person 2: "Thanks, I'm BurgerFit."

"My girlfriend said I needed to start eating healthier so she started making me BurgerFit burgers. They were so good, I didn't even realize I was eating vegetables!"

"The only way we get our toddler to eat vegetables is through BurgerFit."

"I needed a quick breakfast so grabbed a BurgerFit burger and ran out the door."

"My husband won't eat vegetables so I tricked him by giving him BurgerFit burgers."
BurgerFit by Amanda Bernard July 12, 2019

Socially Awkward Butterfly 

Someone who can be easygoing and talkative when in situations that comfort them, still jumping between different friend groups as long as they are comfortable. However, this person may also show awkwardness in uncomfortable situations, like talking to someone new or giving a presentation.
Rod: "Did you know that Terry is a socially awkward butterfly?"

Mark: "Really? What does that mean?"

Rod: "It means he's confused."

liquid butterfly 

The act of putting Rainbow sprinkles into the eye of your penis , then jerking off into a tissue

Fold tissue in half and open again too enjoy a colourful butterfly
I sold one of my liquid butterfly's for $100 last night
liquid butterfly by Jizzbox January 19, 2015

bitch butterfly 

You get a butterfly feeling inside when you noticed a cute girl you wanna talk to, but you bitch out and never talk to her.
/watch?v=nIu20j0ecy8&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

paste next to youtube where you will understand what a bitch butterfly is
bitch butterfly by richvaca December 1, 2011

fried butterfly 

The most special of all lady parts. The front hole.
People complain a lot about political censorship on Twitter, but at least they still allow women to post pics of their fried butterfly.

mustard butterfly 

The act of having diarrhea while wearing tighty whitey underwear. When underwear is removed a mustard butterfly is resembled.
oh snap i just crapped my pants, and checked my underwear, it looked like a mustard butterfly.
mustard butterfly by jesterrox November 30, 2010