one who eliminates all anxiety associated with but not limited to the lonely consumption of 2 or more quarter pound burger patties with a minimum of 5 non traditional condiments. ie A1 steak sauce, anchovies, curry sauce, peanut butter, or chocolate.
Derek was sitting alone at Five Guys, his burger was delicous but something was missing, in walks Anthony. Derek thought to himself "there is a burger buddy if I've ever seen one".
Burger Buddy
Burger Buddy
by Marlboro Hamburglar May 06, 2009
by Fishhead70 February 18, 2014
Gripping your "buddy's" soft dick and balls into your hands together and putting the entire meat station into your mouth in one bite.
by Oral Hamburgler July 12, 2023