burger buddy

one who eliminates all anxiety associated with but not limited to the lonely consumption of 2 or more quarter pound burger patties with a minimum of 5 non traditional condiments. ie A1 steak sauce, anchovies, curry sauce, peanut butter, or chocolate.

Derek was sitting alone at Five Guys, his burger was delicous but something was missing, in walks Anthony. Derek thought to himself "there is a burger buddy if I've ever seen one".

Burger Buddy

by Marlboro Hamburglar May 6, 2009

buddy burger

Having a threesome with 2 (friends)white guys and a coloured person in the middle

Hey Joe, see that hot black chick, wouldn't you like to buddy burger her?

by Fishhead70 February 18, 2014

Buddy burger

Gripping your "buddy's" soft dick and balls into your hands together and putting the entire meat station into your mouth in one bite.

A gentleman I met online asked me if he could enjoy my meat station by eating my buddy burger.

by Oral Hamburgler July 12, 2023