A very lonely virgin gamer. Usually of Brazilian descent. Will frequently talk in world shout from multiple character accounts to himself trying to prove to others that he has friends. Spends most of the day playing video games and masturbating furiously to gay porn, hentai or bestiality. A Beppler must always keep a poop bucket nearby so he does not have to stop playing his games. Often trades game items to make friends with fellow Bepplers in attempts to one day loose their virginity.
A Bepplina would be a the female version of a Beppler.
When a Beppler, or one of his friends he has to pay to have, looses a pvp fight or an item and the Beppler has to spend real money to replace the in-game item.
Damn, that is one Furious Beppler. The guy he gives stuff to so he will be his friend just lost an item that costs about 500$ and he had to replace it.
The highly sought after response to a meaningless question to prove that your boy/girlfriend really is paying no attention to you. "Bopples" can only be used when the unfocused individual answers with "what?". Used in relationships to maintain focus on inter-communication.
Boyfriend is sitting on the couch, watching THE football game on Sunday afternoon.
Girlfriend: "Sweetheart, did you hear what President Bush said about sweet potatoes and fishing lures being used to perform open heart surgery?"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!