In the great metropolitan city of Seattle we have an ever progressive
bus system. But on our wonderfully convenient buses, bums like to wander. In and out they go, winter, summer, spring and fall. Often times they are loony, and speak peaceful gibberish
words into your ear. When earphones, sunglasses, and a hood won't shield you from uncomfortable
bus chatter and no longer keep you
safe from these migrant babblers, you wear the cleverly fashionable BUSTACHE!!
A bustache, is a mustache, that you wear in the
bus. (Or anytime that you need to ward off crazies.)