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In the great metropolitan city of Seattle we have an ever progressive bus system. But on our wonderfully convenient buses, bums like to wander. In and out they go, winter, summer, spring and fall. Often times they are loony, and speak peaceful gibberish words into your ear. When earphones, sunglasses, and a hood won't shield you from uncomfortable bus chatter and no longer keep you safe from these migrant babblers, you wear the cleverly fashionable BUSTACHE!!

A bustache, is a mustache, that you wear in the bus. (Or anytime that you need to ward off crazies.)

I'm glad I wore my bustache to the Seattle Storm game, it kept me feeling safe and confident during those awkward conversations.

Bustache by chrystih June 25, 2008

Words you can keep

bustache

Term to define the desconcerting dark hair growth on some womens chests.

'She should NOT wear such low tops'

'I know.. look at her bustache!'

bustache by eggnoglover January 16, 2010

Related Words

bustache • Bust a cherry • Bumstache • buntachen • bushtache • Busstache • bustacles • bustathesaurus • buttache • buttacher

bustache

an uncommonly known term for the thick and robust hair surrounding ones butt hole.

sweet moses, check out the bustache on that goat licker

bustache by Totally.... July 22, 2007

bustache

Coming on a girl's upper lip.

"I came a bustache on her face."

bustache by Cro August 7, 2005

Bumstache

The visible panty line that is formed on the backside of a pair of fullback (granny) panties by the gusset stitching, going from one butt cheek to the other.

Oh man, every time that Nancy bends over when in her yoga pants, you can see her bumstache!

Bumstache by Kah-Kah Bum June 18, 2016

buttache

When your butt hurts from geeting fucked in the ass a lot or real hard.

Person 1: I gave this girl a buttache last night. It was so funny, she couldn't even walk straight.

Person 2: I had a buttache when I woke up this morning. I asked my dad what happened and he said I fell down the stairs.

Person 1: You don't have stairs in your house.

Person 2: FUCK!

buttache by J Mit April 7, 2005

Bumstache

When one has so much hair on ones anus, it looks like a mustache

Look, Fred has a bumstache

Bumstache by CharGeh May 25, 2010

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026