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Bingley Butcher 

A tight-fisted person who eats Road Kill rather than buying meat.
That lad is a right Bingley Butcher! Have sniff of his lunch
Bingley Butcher by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019

Butthersia 

It's basically the formal definition of being butthurt.
Guy: Doctor, I think I'm crazy! I'm so jealous of everyone that it pains me in my rear.
Doctor: Sir, I'm sorry to say this, but you're suffering from Butthersia.
Butthersia by DredMan January 28, 2013

The lamb ate the butcher! 

Things don't always go according to what's logical or expected.
Nobody gave David a chance in Hell against Golieth, but David fought in faith, and "The lamb ate the butcher!"

Buttpacker 

A play on words, connecting the words "backpacker" and "butt". Somebody enthusiastic about travel with a pinch of naughty to them.

Mainly a noun but can be used as an adjective.
- "Omg, that girl totally just flashed her tits from the top of the Eiffel Tower !"
- "Totally buttpacker"

- " We saw this funny penis shaped pile of rocks on our trip to Himalayas"
- " Must have been somebody from the buttpacker crew"
Buttpacker by Buttpacker June 20, 2018

buttcheek on a stick 

A famous vine of a kid after getting slapped. As to not break the swearing rules, he instead uses this phrase.
Mothertrucker, dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!

Slap the Butcher 

A game that teaches the idea of possession in theater. One person creeps around the circle looking for someone to give the meat to. When he/she places the meat behind the chosen individual, he/she yells SLAP THE BUTCHER. The person with the meat then chases the butcher and tries to slap him/her. It is played in Drama classes around the world.
Me: We played an amazing game of Slap the Butcher in Mr. G's class today.