buttache

When your butt hurts from geeting fucked in the ass a lot or real hard.

Person 1: I gave this girl a buttache last night. It was so funny, she couldn't even walk straight.

Person 2: I had a buttache when I woke up this morning. I asked my dad what happened and he said I fell down the stairs.

Person 1: You don't have stairs in your house.

Person 2: FUCK!

by J Mit April 7, 2005

buttcheek on a stick

A famous vine of a kid after getting slapped. As to not break the swearing rules, he instead uses this phrase.

Mothertrucker, dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!

by maiapond June 20, 2016

buttchex

Booty

Aw my buttchex done broke the terlit

by CHEXMASTER48 May 8, 2018

Buttcheeck Planet

Traditional ceremonial folk lore lyric and song amongst Ohio, US based computer programmers. This song is performed for friends and family around the age of 3 years old. This ritual is not understood by lay people, often including witnesses to the young future-programmers performance. Nonetheless, this geographically Walmart-adjacent rite of passage is sacred amongst programmers from Middle America.

“Buttcheeck planet.”
“Buttcheeck planet starts slow, and ends with a sweaty forehead.”

by Zaak Orlando February 23, 2019

buttcheek pattycake

When you bump butts wit yo fave bish in bed. you lie sideways facing away from each other. induces laughter and intimacy synchronously.

i played buttcheek pattycake wit my bottom bish karla after a huge fight. we good now ;)

by pogipinoyboi August 20, 2013

buttcheek on a stick

when something hurts so bad and you can't even, you yell this phrase

"Mother trucker, dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!" butt vine ah peanutbutterbaby

by Buttcheek on a Stick September 6, 2016

Suck my buttcheek!

A song written by Jenna Hall that goes

“Suck my buttcheek! Suck, suck my buttcheek!

Suck my buttcheek!

by Prettygirl_937 June 17, 2018