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dude, where did u put all my budwise? i wanna toke it up.
budwise by sunshine daydream September 7, 2005
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An epiphany or an important moment of self realization that happens when you smoke marijuana.
Paul: "Dude, what you just said makes perfect sense! You're a genius man! How did you think of something so abstract and poignant?"

Tom: "Man... I'm just budwise. All the answers to life are revealed when you're blazed... except you forget them."
Budwise by Sea of Green August 14, 2012
v. To have aurally penetrative intercourse in a kitchen appliance (i.e. refrigerator, oven, dishwasher, garbage disposal, or microwave).

n. Anything of such high sexual deviance that it has no name as of yet.
Yo go budwike that bitches face off!

You meng, who da fuck budwiked in da fridge? This bread is fucked yo!

My good sir, was it you I heard budwiking in the ally with a women of the night?

Bro 1: What is the difference between Beth Rosenthal and this table?

Bro 2: No clue brah
Bro 1: I didn't budwike this table last night.
Budwike by ballersauce69 May 2, 2010

budweiser farts 

after a night of drinking usually a budweiser product you must hover over a toilet when farting to be on the save side no accidents happen.
i was out late last night, i gotta hit the men's room got a mean case of the budweiser farts!
budweiser farts by chet ripley August 24, 2009

Budweiser Challenge

A Budweiser Challenge is a unique task that involves covering a complete bar table with beer bottle labels. Budweiser is a common choice for this type of challenge due to the nature of the labels on a Budweiser bottle - paper labels that can be peeled from the bottle and placed on the table. However, other brands of beer can be used to undertake the challenge. Experienced participants sometimes also use multiple brands of beer to create interesting designs on the table with different colored labels. Different size tables can be used for the challenge depending on the number of people involved.

Rules for the challenge can vary, however common rules include:
-Labels should be peeled from the bottle as soon as a new beer is started
-Labels must be in tact to go on the table i.e. no tears should be visible once label is on the table
-If a tear occurs, participants need to consume the remainder of their current beer and start working on a new label that can be used for the challenge

The Challenge is considered complete when the entire table is covered in beer bottle labels.
We completed the Budweiser Challenge last night.

budweiser select 

chillin with your homies playin some beer pong and kickin back 15 of those sluts then fuckin a hoe.

Budweiser scale 

The number of Clydesdale horses it takes to pull a girl off your face while dining at the Y.
She's not a 10, she's a 20 - On the Budweiser scale.
Budweiser scale by Gander Commander September 6, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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