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budwise

dude, where did u put all my budwise? i wanna toke it up.
by sunshine daydream September 7, 2005
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Budwise

An epiphany or an important moment of self realization that happens when you smoke marijuana.
Paul: "Dude, what you just said makes perfect sense! You're a genius man! How did you think of something so abstract and poignant?"

Tom: "Man... I'm just budwise. All the answers to life are revealed when you're blazed... except you forget them."
by Sea of Green August 14, 2012
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Budwike

v. To have aurally penetrative intercourse in a kitchen appliance (i.e. refrigerator, oven, dishwasher, garbage disposal, or microwave).

n. Anything of such high sexual deviance that it has no name as of yet.
Yo go budwike that bitches face off!

You meng, who da fuck budwiked in da fridge? This bread is fucked yo!

My good sir, was it you I heard budwiking in the ally with a women of the night?

Bro 1: What is the difference between Beth Rosenthal and this table?

Bro 2: No clue brah
Bro 1: I didn't budwike this table last night.
by ballersauce69 May 2, 2010
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budweiser farts

after a night of drinking usually a budweiser product you must hover over a toilet when farting to be on the save side no accidents happen.
i was out late last night, i gotta hit the men's room got a mean case of the budweiser farts!
by chet ripley August 24, 2009
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Budweiser Challenge

A Budweiser Challenge is a unique task that involves covering a complete bar table with beer bottle labels. Budweiser is a common choice for this type of challenge due to the nature of the labels on a Budweiser bottle - paper labels that can be peeled from the bottle and placed on the table. However, other brands of beer can be used to undertake the challenge. Experienced participants sometimes also use multiple brands of beer to create interesting designs on the table with different colored labels. Different size tables can be used for the challenge depending on the number of people involved.

Rules for the challenge can vary, however common rules include:
-Labels should be peeled from the bottle as soon as a new beer is started
-Labels must be in tact to go on the table i.e. no tears should be visible once label is on the table
-If a tear occurs, participants need to consume the remainder of their current beer and start working on a new label that can be used for the challenge

The Challenge is considered complete when the entire table is covered in beer bottle labels.
We completed the Budweiser Challenge last night.
by Beer enthusiast December 9, 2010
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budweiser select

chillin with your homies playin some beer pong and kickin back 15 of those sluts then fuckin a hoe.
by MILLER HIGH LIFE May 13, 2005
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Budweiser scale

The number of Clydesdale horses it takes to pull a girl off your face while dining at the Y.
She's not a 10, she's a 20 - On the Budweiser scale.
by Gander Commander September 6, 2016
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