The Tequila-Bumrise is said to be the action of interlocking one's anus, with the outer lips of the female genitalia, and then passing fecal matter between the two parties.
"I pulled out last night, slipped, and shat a log right into her snatch"
"Gross, were you drunk?"
"That's why they call it a Tequila-Bumrise..."
"Gross, were you drunk?"
"That's why they call it a Tequila-Bumrise..."
by haravymas September 3, 2009