bumshnuck

Jess Craig’s made up word that is used when something goes wrong

Oh bumshnuck we are fucked

bumshnuck by Your mum’s uncle September 5, 2021

Bushfuck 

The act of illegally assuming control over an ignorant populace and then proceeding to take advantage of that populace's ignorance in order to maintain power. Bushfucking also involves the unabashed pursuit of selfish interests and personal financial gain at absolutely any cost to those you have power and influence over. However, once you have been bushfucked you cannot bushfuck. You either bushfuck, have been bushfucked or are actively receiving a good bushfucking: they are mutually exclusive.

Best Example: George W. Bush and his assumption of the US Presidency.

Examples of Terminological usage:
Joe American 1: "Wooooeee, that George sure did bushfuck us!"

Joe American 2: "I kinda saw it coming but I'm kinda too dumb to really do anything about it. Naah, I guess I really kinda like bein' bushfucked."

Joe American 3: "That's it Georgy, give that Saddam a good bushfucking! Right on, right on, bushfuck that sum bitchin' Tallyban! Lay a good bushfuck to dat der Eyeran too. Hey, what happened to my social security Georgy? Hey, we ain't got no respect nowhere. Oh Georgy, you little devil... you done bushfucked me too. Dat was good, dat was good (shaking his head)...now what you wanna us to do now? You don't give a shit? Why you sum bitch... i'll bushfuck you. I'm comin' to getcha... Hey get your hands off me (as he is gagged, cuffed and taken away, labeled a terrorist and held for life without due process).
- Update: Joe American 3 was given a letter at the time of his arrest that simply read: "Sorry, you have been bushfucked. You therefore cannot bushfuck. Under the new law, bushfucking is now considered an act of terror and you will therefore be dealt with accordingly." American 3 unfortunately passed away during his imprisonment, thought to be due to the forced consumption of brussel sprouts and the subsequent and inadequate medical treatment of his excessive flatulence. Our condolences.

One good thing is that bushfucking as it is currently known will end sometime after 2008!

Bushfuck by Antitheist September 17, 2008

Bumstuck 

Bumstuck - Constipation, costiveness, or irregularity, is a condition of the digestive system in which a person experiences hard feces that are difficult to expel.

Man that berry soup made me Bumstuck!!!

Bumstuck by bobby boshea October 12, 2008

bushfuck 

The act of illegally assuming control over an ignorant populace and then proceeding to take advantage of that populace's ignorance in order to maintain power. Bushfucking also involves the unabashed pursuit of selfish interests and personal financial gain at absolutely any cost to those you have power and influence over. However, once you have been bushfucked you cannot bushfuck. You either bushfuck, have been bushfucked or are actively receiving a good bushfucking: they are mutually exclusive.

Best Example: George W. Bush and his assumption of the US Presidency.

Examples of Terminological usage:
Joe American 1: "Wooooeee, that George sure did bushfuck us!"

Joe American 2: "I kinda saw it coming but I'm kinda too dumb to really do anything about it. Naah, I guess I really kinda like bein' bushfucked."

Joe American 3: "That's it Georgy, give that Saddam a good bushfucking! Right on, right on, bushfuck that sum bitchin' Tallyban! Lay a good bushfuck to dat der Eyeran too. Hey, what happened to my social security Georgy? Hey, we ain't got no respect nowhere. Oh Georgy, you little devil... you done bushfucked me too. Dat was good, dat was good (shaking his head)...now what you wanna us to do now? You don't give a shit? Why you sum bitch... i'll bushfuck you. I'm comin' to getcha... Hey get your hands off me (as he is gagged, cuffed and taken away, labeled a terrorist and held for life without due process).
- Update: Joe American 3 was given a letter at the time of his arrest that simply read: "Sorry, you have been bushfucked. You therefore cannot bushfuck. Under the new law, bushfucking is now considered an act of terror and you will therefore be dealt with accordingly." American 3 unfortunately passed away during his imprisonment, thought to be due to the forced consumption of brussel sprouts and the subsequent and inadequate medical treatment of his excessive flatulence. Our condolences.

One good thing is that bushfucking as it is currently known will end sometime after 2008!

bushfuck by Antitheist September 7, 2006

bumstruck 

The opposite of starstruck; when you encounter someone so awkward, pathetic, disgusting, etc. that you begin to feel overwhelming feelings of disgust, confusion, uncomfortableness

Nate from Barstoolsports.com had me "bumstruck" when he launched his new "Nate of the Union" podcast segment.

bumstruck by DBrady March 29, 2015

bumsuck 

To heavily drool on the end of a cigerette, most possibly one you are sharing with a friend or work coleage

"OMFG!! Oh my fucking God, Poppy! Look how much you've bumsucked it! Your skanking me! Your skanking me, mate! You've gotta pay me back for all of that! That's 17p please! You're twisting my melons, man!! Look how much you've bumsucked it. Quit skanking me!"

bumsuck by Armadillo April 26, 2005

Bushtucker Trial

When a woman has so much pubic hair, lice and other gross, disgusting things that the partner has to get through a "bushtucker trial" before engaging in Oral Sex.

Bob - "Did you lick out that girl last night?"
Steve - "Yeah, I had to go through a Bushtucker trial first!"

Bushtucker Trial by bullyboyz123 November 28, 2017