Bumstuck 

Bumstuck - Constipation, costiveness, or irregularity, is a condition of the digestive system in which a person experiences hard feces that are difficult to expel.

Man that berry soup made me Bumstuck!!!

Bumstuck by bobby boshea October 12, 2008

fatty bumsticks 

a thin person who has put on weight in strange places resulting in man breasts and a pot belly

Tim better go easy on the snacks or he'll be a fatty bumsticks (oops, too late!!)

fatty bumsticks by Bold King Cole May 17, 2003

bumstruck 

The opposite of starstruck; when you encounter someone so awkward, pathetic, disgusting, etc. that you begin to feel overwhelming feelings of disgust, confusion, uncomfortableness

Nate from Barstoolsports.com had me "bumstruck" when he launched his new "Nate of the Union" podcast segment.

bumstruck by DBrady March 29, 2015

bumsuck 

To heavily drool on the end of a cigerette, most possibly one you are sharing with a friend or work coleage

"OMFG!! Oh my fucking God, Poppy! Look how much you've bumsucked it! Your skanking me! Your skanking me, mate! You've gotta pay me back for all of that! That's 17p please! You're twisting my melons, man!! Look how much you've bumsucked it. Quit skanking me!"

bumsuck by Armadillo April 26, 2005

Bumsuck 

To leave large passionate hickey's inside another males rectum.

Wow Kenny bumsucked the fuck out of me last night I can't even walk.

Bumsuck by gustebeast October 8, 2018

Bumstick 

Where a person doesent wipe their bum for weeks, and shit builds up out of their bum like a stick.

Hamish: Can you see that fat girls Bumstick?

Matt: Ewww She has a skanky ass.

Bumstick by TardyMoments October 31, 2011

bumsuck 

To have fellatio performed on oneself by a person or persons lacking in permenent residence.

Hobo Harry had to perform bumsuck on Dangerous Dan in order to obtain the vial of crack cocaine.

bumsuck by Buttson June 1, 2006