Bushfuck 

The act of illegally assuming control over an ignorant populace and then proceeding to take advantage of that populace's ignorance in order to maintain power. Bushfucking also involves the unabashed pursuit of selfish interests and personal financial gain at absolutely any cost to those you have power and influence over. However, once you have been bushfucked you cannot bushfuck. You either bushfuck, have been bushfucked or are actively receiving a good bushfucking: they are mutually exclusive.

Best Example: George W. Bush and his assumption of the US Presidency.

Examples of Terminological usage:
Joe American 1: "Wooooeee, that George sure did bushfuck us!"

Joe American 2: "I kinda saw it coming but I'm kinda too dumb to really do anything about it. Naah, I guess I really kinda like bein' bushfucked."

Joe American 3: "That's it Georgy, give that Saddam a good bushfucking! Right on, right on, bushfuck that sum bitchin' Tallyban! Lay a good bushfuck to dat der Eyeran too. Hey, what happened to my social security Georgy? Hey, we ain't got no respect nowhere. Oh Georgy, you little devil... you done bushfucked me too. Dat was good, dat was good (shaking his head)...now what you wanna us to do now? You don't give a shit? Why you sum bitch... i'll bushfuck you. I'm comin' to getcha... Hey get your hands off me (as he is gagged, cuffed and taken away, labeled a terrorist and held for life without due process).
- Update: Joe American 3 was given a letter at the time of his arrest that simply read: "Sorry, you have been bushfucked. You therefore cannot bushfuck. Under the new law, bushfucking is now considered an act of terror and you will therefore be dealt with accordingly." American 3 unfortunately passed away during his imprisonment, thought to be due to the forced consumption of brussel sprouts and the subsequent and inadequate medical treatment of his excessive flatulence. Our condolences.

One good thing is that bushfucking as it is currently known will end sometime after 2008!

Bushfuck by Antitheist September 17, 2008

bushfuck 

The act of illegally assuming control over an ignorant populace and then proceeding to take advantage of that populace's ignorance in order to maintain power. Bushfucking also involves the unabashed pursuit of selfish interests and personal financial gain at absolutely any cost to those you have power and influence over. However, once you have been bushfucked you cannot bushfuck. You either bushfuck, have been bushfucked or are actively receiving a good bushfucking: they are mutually exclusive.

Best Example: George W. Bush and his assumption of the US Presidency.

Examples of Terminological usage:
Joe American 1: "Wooooeee, that George sure did bushfuck us!"

Joe American 2: "I kinda saw it coming but I'm kinda too dumb to really do anything about it. Naah, I guess I really kinda like bein' bushfucked."

Joe American 3: "That's it Georgy, give that Saddam a good bushfucking! Right on, right on, bushfuck that sum bitchin' Tallyban! Lay a good bushfuck to dat der Eyeran too. Hey, what happened to my social security Georgy? Hey, we ain't got no respect nowhere. Oh Georgy, you little devil... you done bushfucked me too. Dat was good, dat was good (shaking his head)...now what you wanna us to do now? You don't give a shit? Why you sum bitch... i'll bushfuck you. I'm comin' to getcha... Hey get your hands off me (as he is gagged, cuffed and taken away, labeled a terrorist and held for life without due process).
- Update: Joe American 3 was given a letter at the time of his arrest that simply read: "Sorry, you have been bushfucked. You therefore cannot bushfuck. Under the new law, bushfucking is now considered an act of terror and you will therefore be dealt with accordingly." American 3 unfortunately passed away during his imprisonment, thought to be due to the forced consumption of brussel sprouts and the subsequent and inadequate medical treatment of his excessive flatulence. Our condolences.

One good thing is that bushfucking as it is currently known will end sometime after 2008!

bushfuck by Antitheist September 7, 2006

busfucked

to get stuck behind a school bus that's making way too many stops usually when you're already running late to work or to catch a train

I'm sorry I'm late boss but I got busfucked an unprecedented 3 different times on the way to work.

Dude, we've been busfucked for over 20 minutes. I'm thinking about running over the next fucking kid that gets on that damn bus. I'm sure the judge will understand.

Bro I got busfucked and missed my train so I'm gonna chill and drink some gold tops in my car till the next one comes.

busfucked by Olof Carmody February 25, 2008

busfuck 

1. The process in which an individual misses the bus, or must wait an undesirable period of time for the bus to arrive.

2. Missing a series of buses consecutively, further extending an individuals waiting time at the bus stop.

3. Giving up all hopes of finding transportation, and choosing to walk to the desired destination, only to watch the bus pass you on the street five minutes later.

Busfucking often occurs on Wednesday, due to the typically early releasing of students from most public schools which may happen to conflict with the schedules of school or city buses. In some cases, busfuckage may increase substantially due to lack of patience and aggravation towards the bus company.

Wednesday is known as "busfuck day," as it is the day you are most likely (or in some cases, inevitably) to be busfucked.

"Where the hell is that school bus? Did we just get busfucked?"

busfuck by Eric-san June 5, 2008

Busfucker 

Nobody reallt knows what it means but its generally used as an insult.
On November 24th 2017, a group of friends; Christina, Jhade, Berber, Gio & Jeily dubbed themselves as “ Busfucker ‘s”.

A) “Ugh shes such a busfucker”
B) “A what??”
A) “LMAO idk i hurd (one of the busfuckers) use it. I think its an insult or something.

Busfucker by ItsJust.Christina January 22, 2019

Bushtucker Trial

When a woman has so much pubic hair, lice and other gross, disgusting things that the partner has to get through a "bushtucker trial" before engaging in Oral Sex.

Bob - "Did you lick out that girl last night?"
Steve - "Yeah, I had to go through a Bushtucker trial first!"

Bushtucker Trial by bullyboyz123 November 28, 2017

busfucked

to get screwed in some way while taking the bus. Examples include: the bus being late, standing out in the rain/snow/cold, having a shitty driver, having someone talk your ear off/assault you, getting sick later because someone sneezed all over you, etcetera.

"What took you so long getting to work?"
"Oh, you know, mass transit- I got busfucked."

busfucked by roger the fabricator February 10, 2004