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Bumstead Binstead 

When you finger someone's asshole and then stick your stink-finger in another person's mouth.
Johnny got an unsuspecting Bumstead Binstead when my girlfriend fed him a piece of gum at the party last night.

Yo Johnny, tell me how my ass tastes!

Chris Bumstead 

The father of all bodybuilders, an absolute babe with the body of a Greek god. Women want him and men want... him also. He is peak male physique and causes all gym bros to orgasm on sight.
Have a you seen Chris Bumstead’s new video?
Of course! It made me fail no nut November
Chris Bumstead by MamaDood42069 November 26, 2021

Jumpsteady 

Rob Bruce, one of the biggest vertabrea in Psychopathic Record's backbone. Hack Benjamin in Big Money Hustlas. Co-Creator of Mortons List. Works on Europathic. Released a EP called "Chaos Theory", due to release a full length album within the next year, as rumor has it.
Never discount this ninja when you talk about Psychopathic Records, witout him, it wouldnt be the same. Show him some love Fam.
Jumpsteady is the shit. Never forget it.


MCL
Jumpsteady by Psyanide September 16, 2004
A person that you are not sure is homeless or a hipster.
"Wait, is that guy homeless or a hipster?"

"Neither, he's a bumpster."
Bumpster by Smorpheus July 13, 2012

Bombstead 

An exclamation used to refer to something that is otherwise known as baller, or fly.
1) yo this party is bombstead!

2) after successfullly completing something difficult, one might shout "bombstead!" to rejoice.

3) dayum these beezys is fly... bomstead!
Bombstead by Swanimo&Bresler June 14, 2008

bumpsters 

So called “guides” in Gambia that have little to no experience in guiding tourists and whose main objective is to separate tourists from their money as much as possible.
"Beware the hustlers and bumpsters."
bumpsters by Noira September 24, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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