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bumpaclot 

steve, that girl is a bumpaclot.
bumpaclot by chuparmipene November 3, 2010
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Bombaclot 

General cuss from the Jamaican English patois. Now means 'cunt', but originally referred to a cloth used as a tampon by women. Literally 'bum-cloth'.
After crossing the road right in front of a car, the car driver shouted "BOMBACLOT!!!!"
Bombaclot by bennyboy May 1, 2006

bumbaclut 

Back in Jamaica when the woman had their periods they did not have disposible towels, they would use clothes and then wash then, when they were hung up to dry, when they were on the drying line they were called Bumbacluts. It is a very rude word in Jamaica, like cunt
Rass u fossy hole bumbaclut bwoy mi gonna shoot yah fi dead
bumbaclut by G May 13, 2005

bumbacliterus

When someones just a dickhead like amaan ali.
Him: "i like penis""
Me: "Wot the bumbacliterus bludclart pussy rarsss"
bumbacliterus by josh the fanny hat December 13, 2018

Bumboclot 

King of all curse words, never say to a Jamaican, unless you want your ass beat. Also, bloodclot, pussyclot and pussyhole.
Never to be used against a Jamaican. Ya mon, you bumboclot, come back this way for whats comin to ya.
Bumboclot by the greenskeeper July 7, 2004

bumbaclot 

A cloth or rag used to wipe ones anal region. However, most Jamaicans use it as a substitute for the word f*ck to express anger or surprise.
Bumbaclot! Dem tek mi rolex and mi new links!!
bumbaclot by caiO January 20, 2003

Bumpaclaus 

A goblin-like midget standing 3 foot 12, with the face of the hobo and the ears of an elf. Noted for grunting, farting and saying with a sneer "Me name is Bumpaclaus, and you been bad dis year."
Comes to the houses of sinners each Christmas to empty the contents of his little anus. He smokes all your herb, drinks all you rum and wipes your walls with his little bum.
Usually disappears with a flash and a spark, leaving behind a tiny skidmark when threatened.
First documented by Uzimon, international reggae superstar.
You've had a visit from dear Bumpaclaus, my friend.
Bumpaclaus by dusty.robinson March 25, 2011
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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