Bimjob

A sexual act, much like a rimjob only performed on the inside of a bin instead of an anus.

"Jimbob totally gave that bin a bimjob last night! He was so off his face!"
"Yeah man, it was sickly! I thunder-chundered in it right before that too!"

by Evan Racca July 24, 2007

Bimjob

When someone overcomplicates an easy task or they make a lazy effort that ends up wasting more time than necessary.

It was a real bimjob when he taped microphones to the ceiling.

He did a real bimjob on that desk by not using the correct tool to drill a hole.

by Elprotagonist May 30, 2024

bigjob

One of the many childhood euphemisms for shit.

"I need to do a bigjob"
"I've just done a bigjob"
"don't step in the dog's bigjobs!"

by Bakers January 23, 2008

BIMJO

Balls In Mouth Jack Off

During ejaculation, when a man puts his balls in a woman's mouth and jacks off to climax, this is called a BIMJO, an acronym for Balls In Mouth Jack Off.

Green: Hey, Hoagie! Did you see what Bernard did to Laverne last night after the party?
Hoagie: No, I totally missed that. What happened?
Green: He went upstairs into the attic, fucked her brains out, and then gave her a BIMJO!
Hoagie: He gave her a BIMJO! What a maniac! That is so bitchin!

by Xaf November 4, 2011

Bumjob

A blowjob from an actual bum that has missing teeth and a mustache/beard combo. Most likely occuring to another bum who has exchanged a few dollars or alcohol/drugs for the service.

At 2a.m. last night I cut thru an alley on my way home and saw a homeless guy getting a bumjob.

by Joey Paisan September 24, 2011

Bimbobeests

A group of College Freshmen Girls who all go out together. This group, or 'herd', moves in a pack, smelling like cheap vodka and giggling vapidly every 5 seconds. A bimbobeest in its natural habitat, roaming the streets looking for parties, is incapable of independent thought, adopting instead a hive mind with the other members of its herd. Bimbobeests are easily recognized by their signature catcalls, "Oh My God, you're such a slut" and "I think that guy's hot, do you?" Bimbobeest migration can sometimes occur, with herds of these fascinating creatures abandoning their traditional College habitats in order to temporarily move into large urban centers, gathering around large waterholes known as 'Clubs' or 'Bars'. Bimbobeests engage in strange rituals including a fierce adoration of One Direction, Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift (and ignoring the consensus that these artists, in fact, suck), and a strange tendency to Instagram any random object the herd comes across in its travels

"I went out on Friday and ran into a herd of Bimbobeests. I was terrified!"

by rumarc March 28, 2013

bimbob

a male version of a bimbo; a guy who is attractive (even pretty), but is as dumb as a post.

"when Chad got stopped for speeding and the cop asked to see his license, he had this stunned look on his face for a few seconds...then he goes..."ummmm... I think it's on the back bumper there...." what a freakin' bimbob!!"

by polo September 25, 2005