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When someone overcomplicates an easy task or they make a lazy effort that ends up wasting more time than necessary.
It was a real bimjob when he taped microphones to the ceiling.

He did a real bimjob on that desk by not using the correct tool to drill a hole.
Bimjob by Elprotagonist May 30, 2024
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One of the many childhood euphemisms for shit.
"I need to do a bigjob"
"I've just done a bigjob"
"don't step in the dog's bigjobs!"
bigjob by Bakers January 23, 2008
Balls In Mouth Jack Off

During ejaculation, when a man puts his balls in a woman's mouth and jacks off to climax, this is called a BIMJO, an acronym for Balls In Mouth Jack Off.
Green: Hey, Hoagie! Did you see what Bernard did to Laverne last night after the party?
Hoagie: No, I totally missed that. What happened?
Green: He went upstairs into the attic, fucked her brains out, and then gave her a BIMJO!
Hoagie: He gave her a BIMJO! What a maniac! That is so bitchin!
BIMJO by Xaf November 4, 2011
A blowjob from an actual bum that has missing teeth and a mustache/beard combo. Most likely occuring to another bum who has exchanged a few dollars or alcohol/drugs for the service.
At 2a.m. last night I cut thru an alley on my way home and saw a homeless guy getting a bumjob.
Bumjob by Joey Paisan September 24, 2011

Bimbobeests 

A group of College Freshmen Girls who all go out together. This group, or 'herd', moves in a pack, smelling like cheap vodka and giggling vapidly every 5 seconds. A bimbobeest in its natural habitat, roaming the streets looking for parties, is incapable of independent thought, adopting instead a hive mind with the other members of its herd. Bimbobeests are easily recognized by their signature catcalls, "Oh My God, you're such a slut" and "I think that guy's hot, do you?" Bimbobeest migration can sometimes occur, with herds of these fascinating creatures abandoning their traditional College habitats in order to temporarily move into large urban centers, gathering around large waterholes known as 'Clubs' or 'Bars'. Bimbobeests engage in strange rituals including a fierce adoration of One Direction, Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift (and ignoring the consensus that these artists, in fact, suck), and a strange tendency to Instagram any random object the herd comes across in its travels
"I went out on Friday and ran into a herd of Bimbobeests. I was terrified!"
Bimbobeests by rumarc March 28, 2013
a male version of a bimbo; a guy who is attractive (even pretty), but is as dumb as a post.
"when Chad got stopped for speeding and the cop asked to see his license, he had this stunned look on his face for a few seconds...then he goes..."ummmm... I think it's on the back bumper there...." what a freakin' bimbob!!"
bimbob by polo September 25, 2005
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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