bumbeard

1.)The hair on a man which stretches from in between his arse cheeks to the back of his testicles.
2.)A beard grown by a 14 year old which looks awful!
3.)An insult

1.)"Dude it's so hot today. Give me a second to squeeze the sweat from my bumbeard"
2.)"No, i'm NOT going to serve you beer. Just because you have that bumbeard doesnt change the fact that you look 12"
3.)"Screw you, you fucking bumbeard"

by Rory McMoose May 1, 2005

Bumbardier

A word used to describe an individual who causes a large reverberation in the form of jostling people around when they flop down onto a couch/sofa etc.

Ellie was being a total bumbardier when she jumped onto the sofa next to me, I nearly flew across the room!

by EMOSOME June 8, 2016

Bum Beard

The filthy mess where scat gathers in under your asshole ready to be eaten

Will: Hey Ewan where is Ollie? He needs to play squads
Ewan: He's probably eating Kendall's bum beard again
Taine: That's straight bars! Chocolate ones

by OJ Simpdawg July 31, 2019

Bum Beard

The hair growing on the cheeks of your ass, around your ring.

My bum beards so long I could dreadlock it

I shaved my balls, gooch and bum beard last night

by Rob_uk April 28, 2006

bumbarded

When you get swarmed by bums either they are asking for money or they just dont like you

I was in San Francisco for the weekend, a bum asked for a buck so I gave it to him. The others saw and before I knew it I was being bumbarded.

by Anti-spoon September 16, 2009

bumbard

1. To attack a bum vigorously or persistently.

2. To attack vigorously or persistently with a bum.

Bobo really bumbarded that hot chick on the dance floor.

by HumaneAnimal October 6, 2017

BUMBARDED

When a group of BUMS, more than two, approach you asking for money or food.

While at the highway rest stop, I was bumbarded by several homeless bums beging for money and food.

by Frank Palace January 6, 2012