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The filthy mess where scat gathers in under your asshole ready to be eaten
Will: Hey Ewan where is Ollie? He needs to play squads
Ewan: He's probably eating Kendall's bum beard again
Taine: That's straight bars! Chocolate ones
by OJ Simpdawg July 31, 2019
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May 11 Word of the Day
A euphemism for β€œkill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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The hair growing on the cheeks of your ass, around your ring.
My bum beards so long I could dreadlock it

I shaved my balls, gooch and bum beard last night
by Rob_uk April 12, 2006
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1.)The hair on a man which stretches from in between his arse cheeks to the back of his testicles.
2.)A beard grown by a 14 year old which looks awful!
3.)An insult
1.)"Dude it's so hot today. Give me a second to squeeze the sweat from my bumbeard"
2.)"No, i'm NOT going to serve you beer. Just because you have that bumbeard doesnt change the fact that you look 12"
3.)"Screw you, you fucking bumbeard"
by Rory McMoose May 01, 2005
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