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When a person's rearend sticks out far enough for a small child to hide under in an immense rain storm.
Lisa: Wow it's raining outside!

Cora: Look, Connor is hiding under that woman's Bumbrella!
Lisa: By the looks of that thing, he's going to stay dry.
Connor: I hope she doesn't have the E.D.!
Bumbrella by Lisa Billygoat August 4, 2010
When a gaping asshole opens and faeces gushes everywhere
Adam: "Hey Paul. Don't go in the bathroom; I just opened my bumbrella and destroyed the toilet."
Bumbrella by Plutonimous June 19, 2019

bumbarded 

When you get swarmed by bums either they are asking for money or they just dont like you
I was in San Francisco for the weekend, a bum asked for a buck so I gave it to him. The others saw and before I knew it I was being bumbarded.
bumbarded by Anti-spoon September 16, 2009
A piece of cardboard that a bum uses as an umbrella.
Wow, that bum is smart, he is using a bumbrella.
bumbrella by a74r1 March 1, 2007

BUMBARDED 

When a group of BUMS, more than two, approach you asking for money or food.
While at the highway rest stop, I was bumbarded by several homeless bums beging for money and food.
BUMBARDED by Frank Palace January 6, 2012

Bummarvel 

noun, a situation or event that fails to meet expectations to such a magnitude that it inspires a sense of awe.

verb, to wonder at such a situation or event or to express dismay or disbelief in a loud and/or hysterical manner.

adjective: Bummarvelous.
(N)The plan toaxe NASA is a damn shame.It's a Bummarvel for our kid's futures, iffndeed we survive the comin' tribulations

(V)Can you believe these Bummarvelin' Mohos downstairs? We gots ta call the po-po!

(A) He's a total sourpussgasfaceBummarvel
Bummarvel by Cousin Leopold November 6, 2012