bum fights

When you pay two bums to fight each other to the death. The winning bum gets the deads bum's money

You: Hey, i'll pay you 20 bucks each to fight to the death
Bum 1: ok
Bum 2: sounds fair
-The fights starts-
-Bum 2 wins-
You: ok heres 40 bucks
Bum 2: cool

by bigBalla June 25, 2005

bum fights

Easy to start: 1.) Find a minimum of at least 2 Bums.
2.)Go tell Bum #1 that Bum #2 was the guy responsible for putting him on the street and that he stole the last little bit of Thunderbird, and his last cigarette filter, you know, the one that has 3 to 4 grains of tobacco on it.
3.)Sit back and watch the crust chip away as they come out swingin'.
Sometimes it'll work when you walk through Grand Central Station and drop a dollar in change in front of a gaggle of Bum.

I Got filthy when I started a couple of Bum Fights and their crust was flying!

by mavros April 29, 2006

bum fight

when two hobos partake in combat usually armed with nothing or maybe a broken beer bottle or pipe

bum fights usually happen under bridges

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

Bum Fight

Getting naked and then violently smacking butt cheeks until on butt hole bleeds

Aidan and Carl just had a bum fight. They both lost

by KwakuMcNoirSauce June 11, 2019

Bum ass nigga who can't fight

Deji

Deji is a bum ass nigga who can't fight

by Niggatronn March 5, 2022

BumFights

Controversial homevideo, or "documentary", where young men decided to video tape the real "street life." Includes bums fighting, bums being tied up, and vandalism.

BumFights is even too sickening for Tom Green! But Tom Green is some one-balled faggot so who cares! Go Rufus!

by Beedub December 27, 2003

bumfights

when two homeless people brawl for cash or booze

" it's called bumfights"

by joe don baker December 20, 2002