The ballsniffer is the ultimate lifeform. It is as strong as a
god, as silent as the night, and is overall just epic. The ballsniffer cannot be described as it is an abstract entity. It changes shape, and adapts to sniff. What does it sniff? Well,
anything. But mostly
balls, of all shapes, sizes and colours.
The Ballsniffer shall never be spoken of, as it is all-hearing and all-seeing and speakintg of it too much will awaken it. The Ballsniffer has a second variant, named the toesniffe ror feetsniffer. It is just as dangerous, and shall neither be spoken of.
"Ballsniffer" can also refer to the invention of all inventions, known as the Ballsniffer9000. It is said to be hidden somewhere in the world, but no one knows where. Once powered with the souls of young children, the Ballsniffer9000 will do anything it can to sniff out
balls. The Ballsniffer9000 looks
like an oval shaped, steampunk style device. It was a few small tubes sticking out of it, whose purpose are unknown. The
front looks a bit
like a microphone, and is where the
balls are sniffed,
Lord save whoever dares to spesak of the Ballsniffer.
P1: Hey dude, I
just read this stupid post about a ballsniffer, lol! It's so bad, this is some kind of joke post >:(
P2: Oh no...
Ballsniffer: layu heeeg ijklea guub *SNIIIIIFF*
