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British term that literally means "balls" or testicles.
Don't keep that gun in your trousers. Whats to stop you from blowing your bulloks off. - SNATCH 2000
bulloks by Jonathan N May 2, 2004
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Dirty Bullocks 

The act of ejaculating on a food item (typically a burrito) and throwing it at your friends car.
After a night of partying, someone gave Greg a Dirty Bullocks

bullocks 

A term Americans mistakenly use when they really mean to say bollocks.
"Bullocks"? Bollocks, mate, say it right!
bullocks by Bud Rugged July 29, 2004

Shite Bullocks 

A Northern Irish curse word (that is very fun to say) used in times of annoyance, amazement or fear.
1. Johhny: Here Jim, did ye hand in that GSCE Coursework yesterday?
Jim: Uck Shite Bullocks!

2: Johnny: Look at that naughty magazine...
Jim: Holy Shite Bullocks!
Shite Bullocks by FishWadge May 1, 2009
a lie or an untruth... see example
that is coplete bolloks!

or:

he's talking bolloks!
bolloks by step uncle mozzer August 3, 2005

cock and bullocks 

Fancy way to say cock and balls. Youtuber GradeAUnderA prefers to use this term in place of the former.
"That old man is exposing his bloody cock and bullocks,' Grade shouted.

dog's bullocks 

IS NOT BRITISH SLANG you morons. It's Dog's Bollocks, with an 'o', not a 'u'.
Right:
Person 1 "my brand new car is the dog's bollocks."
Person 2 "cool, i'll have to check it out."

Wrong:
Person 1 "my brand new car is the dog's bullocks."
Person 2 "you're a twat."
dog's bullocks by AgentZaarin December 9, 2007
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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