bulgarianed

Witnessing simple functional tasks, items or services being completed intentionally incorrectly, but only slightly, to the point it mildly annoys you.

“They have only gone and ‘bulgarianed’ the salt and pepper”. (Put salt in the pepper shaker, pepper in the salt).

Said in a restaurant “someone has bulgarianed that bathroom”. (There is a completely unnecessary shower hose attached to the tap in a sink).

“Beware of the bulgarianed toilet doors” (they neither shut or lock).

bulgarianed by Skills24 March 1, 2020

Bulgarian

The hottest and loudest people on the planet. You know you're Bulgarian when:
1) your normal volume is twice that of your other friends

2) you eat your body weight in baklava and shopska salad

3) you've been drinking beer since you were in diapers

4) headache? rakiya! knee scratch? rakiya! headache? rakiya! divorce? rakiya!

5) music videos are mostly softcore porn

6) you have to explain chalga to everyone

7) your baba will tell you to lose weight but won't let you leave the house unless you've eaten four servings of manja

8) you yell "opa!" at anything from your friends tripping up, to baking a good cake

"What are you watching, why us everyone naked and with lip fillers?!"

"I'm Bulgarian, it's just the newest pop song!"

Bulgarian by sophia00 August 18, 2016

Bulgarian constant 

Basically anything which makes your result correct. (In Bulgaria they call this "coefficient of adjustment".)

your actual result × Bulgarian constant = expected result

Bulgarian constant by tomask July 7, 2021

Bulgarian Shit Twister 

When a woman squats over a man's meat stick while he is laying on his back, then unleashes a slightly loose dump similar to oatmeal. The woman then proceeds to insert the man's shlong into her anus and bounce on it while performing a plethora of consecutive 180 degree spins after each bounce; using her feces as lube.

Dude. Your mom gave me the best Bulgarian Shit Twister last night after your birthday party.

Bulgarian Shit Twister by WuddupDoe January 31, 2015

Bulgarian Shouting Match

An event that occurs between two or more people in various stalls of a public restroom. It begins when one person farts. If another person should fart and this continues back and forth, it becomes a Bulgarian Shouting Match.

Person #1: Hey, welcome back! How was lunch at that new Korean restaurant?
Person #2: Yeah the kimchi was good! Bathroom crowd was nasty though. I got into a Bulgarian Shouting Match in there!

Bulgarian Shouting Match by gannucard November 28, 2015

Bulgarian Bullet 

The "Bulgarian Bullet" is a term for a very specific style of beer pong shot. The Bulgarian Bullet is a shot so straight that it often causes cups to tips over due to its force. Not to be confused with the "Fastball" shot, the Bulgarian Bullet is both a lot straighter and faster. Depending on the length of the table and the skill of the user the Bulgarian Bullet can be a fatal flaw or an unrelenting adversary. The term was first used by one Jake Midden (aka Jake the Snake) to describe the shooting style of his Bulgarian friend and beer pong partner Plamen Chakov.

Oh shit man! Did you see Plamen knock over the last cup with that Bulgarian Bullet?

Bulgarian Bullet by StabbyJoe89 February 22, 2008

Bulgarian weight loss 

Taking a massive dump.

Where were you?

Partaking in the Bulgarian weight loss program.

Bulgarian weight loss by W.R.Slade June 18, 2023