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Fast and bulbous 

A phrase used in several songs that appear on the album 'Trout Mask Replica' by Captain Beefheart.
"Fast and bulbous!"

"That`s right, The Mascara Snake, fast and bulbous! Also a tin
teardrop."
Fast and bulbous by Methodrone August 1, 2012
Big, round, and juicy.
1. Dat bitch got da bulbous ass.

2. His throbbing package was bulbous with desire.
bulbous by smackjer September 12, 2003

big bulbous penis

A penis that is very large or Shrek sized.
Shrek shoved his big bulbous penis into Harry Potter's orifices.
big bulbous penis by Mebuscus09 October 17, 2014

Bulbous salutation

Another term for an erection as described by Morrissey in his autobiography.
“The pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it whacked and smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.”
The size of blue toads head in the super mario bros. universe
Toad has such a bulbous head
Bulbous by Arzoli February 22, 2021

bulbous vagina 

a vagina that protrudes out a little farther than any normal vagina; usually due to excessive drinking, or rough vaginal intercourse, can sometimes lead to death.
Hey Krista, your bulbous vagina is showing through your tights!

Yo, I was bangin' this chick last night and her bulbous vagina swallowed me whole.