champion

One who tries hard but fails anyway. Someone who expected to succeed against impossible odds and failed.

Often used to tease a someone who has just failed.
He tried to outrun the police on a ten speed bike, what a champion.

What a champion.
by Dave221 September 21, 2005
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bulblous

Equivelent to bulbous. Only with a Japanese accent.
Japanese penis so small. Americans have a huge a bulblous penis.
by Dave221 November 09, 2006
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