buckstache

A mustache adorned by fans of The Ohio State University. Sporting a buckstache often leads one to a life of crime and perversion. The buckstache was made famous by the Michigan Wolverine based blog The M Zone. A cousin to the Buckstache is the Warstache, a mustache worn by Auburn fans. The Warstache will lead one to a life of bestiality.

Paul's life took a turn for the worse when he decided to grow a Buckstache.

by once crapped in a hormel chili can June 21, 2006

Buckstache

A mustache that is extremely ugly which acts as a repellent to women and average human beings.

That is one big buckstache

by IRP_Hawk December 5, 2010

Bumstache

The visible panty line that is formed on the backside of a pair of fullback (granny) panties by the gusset stitching, going from one butt cheek to the other.

Oh man, every time that Nancy bends over when in her yoga pants, you can see her bumstache!

by Kah-Kah Bum June 18, 2016

backstache

Male back hair which may be manscaped into a decorative form or left au natural. The Fu Manchu backstache is when the tops of the shoulders are hairy, as are the sides of the back (covering part of the shoulderblades), but the center of the back is clean.

So we went to the beach, and Jim took off his shirt to reveal a backstache. It was terrifying in its raw manliness.

by Backstache hero December 9, 2008

Fuckstache

When an individual trims his pubic hair in the shape of a mustache.

So I heard Andrew trimmed himself a fuckstache yesterday. Badass.

by FacelessPuppets May 6, 2011

duckstache

a shadow on your upper lip created by making duck face that makes you look like you may have a moustache

A: oh, is that a moustache above her lips?

B: no, it's a duckstache

by whothehellareyou January 7, 2011

buttstache

When the hair in your ass crack is so long, it looks like a mustache.

Hey, Nice Buttstache!!!

by Scat-lover April 25, 2004