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btanking 

The act of rapidly adding and dropping crappy players in fantasy sports. This practice is generally frowned upon due to the fact that it takes almost little skill at picking good players. A proper btanker will make sure their players are as crappy as possible so as to prevent their opponents from picking them up instead.
Damnit! Brian is btanking again! Don't make me sink to your level...
btanking by McDump May 2, 2007
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bianking 

Neglecting important tasks and/or assignments by socializing with friends
She didnt do the homework, she was too busy bianking
bianking by Zerminator May 14, 2011

snow banking 

The act of banking on not having school because of a snowy forecast. At the very least this will usually consist of doing absolutely no work for the next day. Other options include: staying up later than usual, playing in the victory snow, staying at someone else's house, drinking, and other various activities. This glorious activity can be carried out by both students and teachers. The less snow called for, the more exciting the snow banking is.

Disclaimer: Snow banking can only truly occur if the snow banker has no knowledge of an actual snow day yet
Derek: How is that paper coming along that's due tomorrow?
Cam: I'm not working on it, I'm over at Conor's
Derek: How will you get it done before tomorrow then?
Cam: It doesn't matter. They're calling for a half inch of snow overnight. I'm snow banking. Hard.
snow banking by christmas ham February 20, 2011

Blanking 

The purposeful or accidental act of not acknowledging someone when they are trying very hard to get your attention.
Keith: Dan! Dan! Hey Dan! DAN!

Dan: ...

Keith: Dan! Dan!

Jones: He is so blanking you.
Blanking by gabe121212 January 31, 2008

Comma Banking 

Moving money with at least one comma in the amount.
You gotta love doing some comma banking; money numbers with commas feel good to the fiscal soul.
Comma Banking by Danny Durden November 20, 2020

Postal Banking 

Many countries currently offer banking with their local post offices.

This was already a thing in the United States from 1911 to 1967 when the US Post Office offered some basic banking and lending services.

Currently the US Post Office can only cash Treasury checks and issue money orders, but if Postal Banking returns, it would be a non profit banking option that provides a variety of banking and lending services.
If interest rates get capped at the proposed 15%, won’t banks just refuse to lend to new/high risk clients?

Probably, but Postal Banking is non profit and as such can offer low-cost low-dollar loans at rates that banks don’t want to.

Clam Banking 

Similar to clam baking, but instead of hot boxing your car or other small space (such as a shed, porta-potty, etc.), you and your friends haze up a small banking booth. Very illegal and extremely hard to pull off because you have to insert your own bank ID card to gain access to the booth, and because there is almost always a security camera in the booth. This only makes things more exciting, and is definitely something worth bragging about if you can pull it off somehow.

NOTE: It is not necessary to withdraw funds from your account while clam banking, but it can add some fun to your experience as you struggle to remember your password while smoke floats in front of your face.
The other day I was riding around with Johnny and two bitches and we were looking for a place to smoke. We saw a Bank of America booth in a parking lot and went clam banking. The booth was so smoked up we couldn't even see the security camera!
Clam Banking by Not That Khed April 20, 2011
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