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The Bryner 

Instructing your partner during sex to say, "I wish I was prettier." Then after they say it, you slap them across the face.
Person one: Did you give that Lindsay chick The Bryner?

Person two: Like Hell I did, she wouldn't stop complaining about how thick her calves were.
The Bryner by Bryner Bear October 6, 2013
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Byker Teacake 

To headbutt someone in an aggressive way with malicious intent.
"fuck off met, or I'll gi ya a fuckin Byker Teacake."
Byker Teacake by juicy jess October 12, 2011

random braker 

Someone who brakes his or her car for no apparent reason. This person could be driving in front of you, or, God help you, may be the driver of the car in which you are currently driving.
TOM: (yelling out the window of his car) Hey! What are you braking for? There's nothing in front of you! Come on! Move it!
SAM: Tom, he's just a random braker, dude. His first instinct is to brake. They suck...

pussy broker

a guy that sets a friend up with a girl. Said girl is usually a strong contender for an easy lay, solid hookup, date or relationship. The pussy broker (PB) acts as a matchmaker or pimp of sorts. This negotiation is discussed with the friend ahead of time and the PB gets a favor of some kind that usually involves sexual exploitation of said setup (like pictures of the girl naked or a video of sex with said girl). Bonus Points are given if said girl is an ex-girlfriend of the PB.
"My buddy did a great job as my pussy broker this weekend. He set me up with a real freak and all i had to do was take a picture of her tits!"

"I really need to get some ass. I need to call up my PB and see who he can set me up with."
pussy broker by nunzio19 July 22, 2009
Last name which is highly praised and admired. These people are a lot of fun and can bring happiness on any day.
The Bryner's are so much fun!
Bryner by cdavae December 21, 2016

the bryer chick 

the least attractive feminine specimin from within a group of friends.
The easiest woman in a pack to seduce is usually the bryer chick. ultimate wingman target for the boys to gain entry to the friendship group
the bryer chick by razzalinko November 20, 2011