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Urban Trumptionary 

What this website has become since Donald Trump was elected president.
If I see another Trump joke on Urban Trumptionary, I may stick my hand down my own throat and rip out my fucking liver.

Bromotion 

The act of taking a relationship with a male friend to the next level. This can be something as trivial as adding a friend to your buddy list on AIM once you realize that you actually give a crap about talking to him. This could also be something as significant as giving your bro an actual promotion on the job front.
How'd you get that KM position?

Well the GM, Mark, is my boy, he gave me a bromotion.

Why is Kyle on your buddy list Cesar?

He says some pretty cool shit so I gave him a bromotion.

Sloppy Brompton

Wrapping your penis in lunch meat before having sex and eating it after.
I was hungry and horny, I gave her a Sloppy Brompton and solved both problems.

Brompton Cocktail

Cocaine, Heroin, and Alcohol mixed together. Given to cancer patients.
Matt: Doc! I'm dying!
Syn: Get him some fucking Brompton Cocktail.
Jimmy *Searching for a steak taco*: Sure.

Brompton Cocktail

Popular in england. Mixture of Cocaine, Heroine,and alcohol given to cancer patients on their death bed.It was given to them to bring them alive for the last time.So their family could see them in a state of euphoria and not in so much pain.
Sally was on her death bed.
the doc gave her a brompton cocktail
and induced euphoria.
Brompton Cocktail by katie;dracula November 19, 2007

Brampton Pipe Cleaner

A sexual act where a female inserts her erect nipple into a man's urethra.
Hugh Grant was arrested for getting a Brampton Pipe Cleaner from a prostitute.