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Dumbest girl in the BSU, a girl who eats bagels in an extended MGPTS, a girl with a messy bun.
Wow, shes a real Bruechert!
bruechert by Atkinson32 August 7, 2018
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Bruncher 

A Bruncher is somebody who puts on the blinkers and sees the fine details of life. They believe in quality over quantity, fine craftsmanship, $1 coffees, footyball, insulting commoners, payphones, spiced apple and chamomile tea, Shapes, and pointing at their groin area (or crevice).
Hey Cyril, did you hear about Sanjeev? Apparently a Bruncher stole his car and drove to Queensland singing Patrick Hernandez songs for the whole journey,
Bruncher by Dzhimara June 9, 2019

Bruncher 

n. The first meal you eat when you have not had any food (or meals) the whole day until dinner time.
Derived from Breakfast+lunch+dinner.
I woke up at 3pm today and had my Bruncher at around 6.

Hey, I've been so busy today that I didn't have time to eat, wanna grab Bruncher with me?
Bruncher by princess crys October 17, 2008

Shit Bruschetta 

Like a shit sandwich but, due to cost cutting and non caring management, you only get one bit of bread.
Despite working hard, the boss delivered another shit Bruschetta

Bruschetta Bout It Burger 

A special burger from Bob's Burgers: A bruschetta burger!!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Bruschetta Bout It Burger, you should try it!"

Little Red Bruschett-a Burger

An unusual burger that comes with bruschetta... or something.
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Little Red Bruschett-a Burger, you should try it!"

Bruschetta 

An Italian food. Grilled bread rubbed with fresh garlic, salt, pepper and olive oil.
Can be topped with capsicum, tomato, basil, cured meats and cheeses.
This bruschetta is very tasty.
Bruschetta by lucy3 August 28, 2008
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