broze

A difficult or testing situation. Usually uttered by a farmer after his tractor broke as silage was being made, or other vital agricultural times.

Bejaysus me feckin tractor broke, such a broze!

by Mick April 18, 2005

Booze Bruise

The bruises you will inevitably get after drinking. Usually you don't remember where they came from the next morning.

"Did you see the size of the booze bruise on her leg?"
"Yeah, it looked like she fell down the stairs!"

by jayhey7 April 15, 2014

Boozenic

A picnic that is primarily composed of alcoholic beverages.

The crew had a boozenic on Fisher's farm.

by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2016

booze rooster

When you wake up really early after a night of drinking

I don't think I'll be able to make it tonight.... I got a rude awakening from the booze rooster this morning and am too tired.

by ncut123 June 28, 2013

The borzees

When you’re bored and want to be entertained but are too lazy to actually entertain yourself. This leads to the never-ending pursuit of mindless, low-effort entertainment that causes you to feel emptier than before.

Example 1: Some got covid-19 in 2020. Others caught a bad case of the borzees.

Example 2: I was going to do something fun today, but then I got the borzees and spent 5 hours on TikTok instead.

by SheerNonsense January 3, 2021

booze mining

Booze mining is the practice of hiding a quantity of alcohol (and/or drugs) before the security goes up for an outdoor festival (say, like Lollapalooza) by burying it on the grounds, often with a geotag on the location, and digging it up after the show starts.

"What're you doing there?"
~ "I'm digging up my booze, man!"
"Dude, I so thought booze mining was an Urban Legend!"

by paulpaxman July 31, 2016

Booze Cruising

The act of driving a vehicle while drinking any sort of alcohol. Beer is the main accepted form of drinkage for such a trip. A booze cruise can be a trip to the woods with no authority and hitting the trails to just driving down a highway with a little beer.

Guy #1: hey man, want to go on a drive?

Guy #2: sure man, want to booze cruise?

Guy #1: Fuck yeah, lets go to the indian forest trails though, I don't want to get caught booze cruising.

by Remixxxxer July 6, 2011