That annoying mooch of an acquaintance who simply refuses to purchase their own booze, and thus comes to you attempting to snag what you got. Women are not exempted from this title, and are often the chief perpetrators.
I had me a handle and now it's gone...I done got boozeburgled by a boozeburglar, probably some toolbag
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.