Brozempics

Culpious Casual sex with a Bro to loose weight. Ya know marathon fun fucks....

Bro if we fuck one more time Imma be hitting gold in the Brozempics. I've already lost ten pounds this week.

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brolympics

A series of random games organized by a group of friends (typically male) as an annual tournament.

The ping pong tournament in last year's Brolympics was out of control! Clint literally swallowed one of the balls!

brolympics by spivurno October 26, 2018

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Male-themed competitions that include an inordinate amount of back-pounding hugs, fist bumps, and/or Oakleys.

Watching the men's beach volleyball tourney was the height of the 2012 brolympics.

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The Winter or summer olympics but only for bros and their hoes.

Bro 1. Dude did you watch the Winter Brolympics last night?
Bro 2. Yeahh the curling was sicky sicky gnar gnar!

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