DarknessSchmarkness's definitions

downtown brown pound

Euphemism for anal sex

I tried going in the back door but she said wasn't ready for a downtown brown pound

by DarknessSchmarkness January 13, 2014

Hangovaries

When you ovulate so hard that you feel like shit the next morning.

Tina-bonifa (cuddling her coffee): Uggghhh...
Tony-balony (concerned, handsome): What's wrong baby?
Tina-bonifa: I have hangovariiieesss...
Tony-balony: What do you expect? You ovulated so hard last night I had to carry you home.
Tina-bonifa (with puppy-dog eyes): You diiiiiid? I don't rememberrrrr...
Tony-balony: Yeah, babe.
Tina-bofina: These hangovaries are the worst. I'm never ovulating again.

by DarknessSchmarkness November 11, 2015

Greek Smile

a frown

"I don't think Olivia likes me very much."
"She does, she's just Greek. She was giving you a Greek Smile."

by DarknessSchmarkness March 22, 2019