Brown Wine

The act of farting in a glass and admiring its fragrance like a fine wine, generally enjoyed by yuppies and smug people, particularly those called Alan (pronounced Al-lain)

Guy A- Hi, Alan isn't it?
Guy B- Actually its pronounced Al-lain
Guy A- Right, sorry AL- LAIN, would you like red or white wine?
Guy B- I'll just take an empty glass, I fancy a brown wine today *Ppprrrrppp!!!*

Brown Wine by paggywaggygumdrops March 25, 2020

Brown Wine

The act of taking a shit in the shower and stomping it down the drain while it mixes itself with the water. Similar to the act of stomping on grapes to produce wine.

Hey dudes, sorry for making a mess in the shower. I was making brown wine

Brown Wine by RudolfMagnusson May 13, 2019

Sparkeling brown wine 

A light-hearted reference to Coke or Pepsi when everyone else is ordering wine or other more adult/sophisticated beverages.

"I'll have the sparkeling brown wine."

Sparkeling brown wine by m610 December 22, 2006

Admiral Brownwings 

One who likes to fornicate in the anal cavaties.

David S is Admiral Brownwings!

Admiral Brownwings by Chief Potty Orificer Dan August 8, 2003

brownwings 

honour given to a guy who has given anal sex for the first time.

As in "have you earned your brownwings yet?"
"Have you given your bird one up the arse yet?"
"Yes I have earned my brownwings"

brownwings by david sidebotham May 1, 2006

brownline

Pooping directly down someones throat, with, or without their consent.

"Did you see that scat video? The was some grodie brownline action."

brownline by Zibrigsx February 10, 2006

Brokeback Brownwings 

Rimming out a fag with diarrhea.

Scooter: I'm so hungry I could-
EP: Get your Brokeback Brownwings?
Scooter: -punch you in the face.

Brokeback Brownwings by tlet March 28, 2008