Brown Wine

The act of farting in a glass and admiring its fragrance like a fine wine, generally enjoyed by yuppies and smug people, particularly those called Alan (pronounced Al-lain)

Guy A- Hi, Alan isn't it?
Guy B- Actually its pronounced Al-lain
Guy A- Right, sorry AL- LAIN, would you like red or white wine?
Guy B- I'll just take an empty glass, I fancy a brown wine today *Ppprrrrppp!!!*

by paggywaggygumdrops March 25, 2020

Brown Wine

The act of taking a shit in the shower and stomping it down the drain while it mixes itself with the water. Similar to the act of stomping on grapes to produce wine.

Hey dudes, sorry for making a mess in the shower. I was making brown wine

by RudolfMagnusson May 13, 2019

Sparkeling brown wine

A light-hearted reference to Coke or Pepsi when everyone else is ordering wine or other more adult/sophisticated beverages.

"I'll have the sparkeling brown wine."

by m610 December 22, 2006

Admiral Brownwings

One who likes to fornicate in the anal cavaties.

David S is Admiral Brownwings!

by Chief Potty Orificer Dan August 8, 2003

brownwings

honour given to a guy who has given anal sex for the first time.

As in "have you earned your brownwings yet?"
"Have you given your bird one up the arse yet?"
"Yes I have earned my brownwings"

by david sidebotham May 1, 2006

brownline

Pooping directly down someones throat, with, or without their consent.

"Did you see that scat video? The was some grodie brownline action."

by Zibrigsx February 10, 2006

Brokeback Brownwings

Rimming out a fag with diarrhea.

Scooter: I'm so hungry I could-
EP: Get your Brokeback Brownwings?
Scooter: -punch you in the face.

by tlet March 28, 2008