Definitions by paggywaggygumdrops

Blown

The most softest, non offensive way to say 'farted'- it's even more softcore than 'trump'.

Person A *sniff-sniff* "ugh, that stinks, have you blown?"
Person B "No, I 'farted', grow up, you're not 3"

Blown by paggywaggygumdrops November 14, 2025

Antisteinoterraglithophonicaligraphicalogical 

1. Characterising an unnecessarily complex opposition to narrow earth-rock-sound-writing-logic.

2. Used to describe any concept so layered with prefixes it loses all grip on reality.

3. Informal. Favoured in long pub debates and by PhD students who have run out of thesis material.

Her critique of the map was so antisteinoterraglithophonicaligraphicalogical that even the cartographer gave up and drew a smiley face.

Antisteinoterraglithophonicaligraphicalogical by paggywaggygumdrops September 26, 2025

little bones 

A cute nickname for a cat for some reason

D'aww its my little bones 🥰
*Rrowll*😸
He's got the littlest bones

little bones by paggywaggygumdrops February 29, 2024

touching tongue's with Olivia 

A metaphor for an addiction with something, something that is ugly but easy, but you wont give it up, but you don't want people seeing you abusing it.

Oh my, hes touching tongue's with Olivia again.
So painful to watch, but he can't stop it

touching tongue's with Olivia by paggywaggygumdrops February 6, 2023

Brown Wine

The act of farting in a glass and admiring its fragrance like a fine wine, generally enjoyed by yuppies and smug people, particularly those called Alan (pronounced Al-lain)

Guy A- Hi, Alan isn't it?
Guy B- Actually its pronounced Al-lain
Guy A- Right, sorry AL- LAIN, would you like red or white wine?
Guy B- I'll just take an empty glass, I fancy a brown wine today *Ppprrrrppp!!!*

Brown Wine by paggywaggygumdrops March 25, 2020

pooing the win 

When you're about to drop the worlds biggest crap

'Dude, get Guinness Book of Records on the phone! (nnnggh) this ones going to be huge (nnnggh)'
'Man, you're really pooing the win here'

pooing the win by paggywaggygumdrops January 20, 2020

Piss Balloon 

A balloon which someone (most likely to be male, and by chance happens to have a pack of party balloons at the time) may piss into at a festival or camping trip, like a waterbomb, if too drunk/tired/cold to leave the tent.
Just be careful not to pop it!

Guy A 'Uh-oh...'
Guy B 'what's up?'
Guy A 'My piss balloon has just exploded'

Piss Balloon by paggywaggygumdrops May 5, 2019