RudolfMagnusson's definitions

Quantum Laziness

When you're so lazy out of you’re fucking mind that you do something and you do it the harder way rather than the easier way, and you’re too fucking stupid to realize it.

Tends to happen when you’re stoned out of your fucking mind

Dude, i got the quantum laziness. I wanted to change the channel on my smart TV and instead of grabbing the remote right next to me I downloaded a remote app on my phone and it took twice as long as it would if I just used my ACTUAL fucking remote.

by RudolfMagnusson August 14, 2021

The C.U.M Zone

Canada, USA, and Mexico. Aka North America’s nickname.

Some European person: I wanna go for a vacation somewhere in the C.U.M Zone!

Other European person: Wait, don’t you mean North America?

by RudolfMagnusson August 10, 2021

Incabassetated

When someone is immobilized because of the presence of a lazy ass basset hound in their lap

Jim could not get up from the chair to grab a beer because his basset hound was making him Incabassetated

by RudolfMagnusson March 25, 2021

Brown Wine

The act of taking a shit in the shower and stomping it down the drain while it mixes itself with the water. Similar to the act of stomping on grapes to produce wine.

Hey dudes, sorry for making a mess in the shower. I was making brown wine

by RudolfMagnusson May 13, 2019

Whizzer Wizard

Slang title for plumber.

Fuck the toilet’s broken again! Better call the Whizzer Wizard

by RudolfMagnusson April 7, 2022

Big Angus

A word for when you have a Mammoth sized erection

She was shocked to see my Big Angus raging out of my pants, but then slowly smiled

by RudolfMagnusson March 18, 2021

\o

Symbol for the Nazi Salute.

SEIG HEIL MOTHER FUCKER \o \o \o

by RudolfMagnusson September 13, 2022