4 definitions by tlet

keeb

Shorthand for Keebler. An assclown.

...a herd of silly assclowns stroll by...

Guy 1: Check it out. A buncha keebs over there.

by tlet March 27, 2008

cornhole conquistador

An assclown. Homo erectus.

-when playing "top that"

Guy 1: But my dad is-

Guy 2: -a cornhole conquistador?

by tlet March 28, 2008

Keebler

A queer. Gay men who hang out tasting each other's hot cookies.

See also: Keeb.

Guy 1: My what a tassty Sssaulsaulito.

Guy 2: Back off Keebler!

by tlet March 27, 2008

Brokeback Brownwings

Rimming out a fag with diarrhea.

Scooter: I'm so hungry I could-
EP: Get your Brokeback Brownwings?
Scooter: -punch you in the face.

by tlet March 28, 2008