brown run

Quite simply, a 'Brown Run' describes the hurried scurry to find the nearest Khazi when one feels ‘under pressure’ and is quickly realising that one should really have shat earlier, indeed much earlier !

"Just got back from skiing holiday, no bloody snow on the black run! I did the blue run tho, anywayz, I've just travelled 300mile down from Newcastle, I'm off for a Brown Run!"

brown run by Zerlina Pablos January 27, 2007

brown diamond run

When you're skiing and you have to go into the lodge to take a shit, you're making a brown diamond run.

Hey guys, if don't make a brown diamond run, I'll crop my ski pants.

brown diamond run by sexpissdull August 23, 2026

Brown Runway 

the brown smudge left by faecal matter in various places, such as a chodbin, your pants, or a womans cleavage.

"OH CHRIST! Malcolms done a reverse dogan and left a brown runway all the way down!"

Brown Runway by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

Brown the Runway 

When you receive a sudden fright, you could say that you almost "Browned the runway"

"I was on my way to work and some dope in a semi almost ran me over.  I thought I was going to brown the runway"

Brown the Runway by @WeMoveTheMasses October 20, 2012

brown the runway 

rewinding an on-demand or DVR-r'd program, to watch it again, because you weren't paying attention the first time.

I'm watching Entourage, and Brad was smoking pot and laughing about something stupid when Turtle told Tom Brady to suck balls. Brad decided to 'brown the runway' and re-winded Entourage and I had to watch it again because he's an idiot.

brown the runway by scotthew1 August 19, 2009

runny brown 

When something that you were doing suddenly goes bad or becomes overly complicated.

Everything was going great, then mike screwed up and it went all runny brown!
A two hour job took us all day.

runny brown by chiefbean May 6, 2009

runny brown 

runny brown is when a lactose intolerant person drinks milk and shits in there pants

jessica came to dinner last night but she had to leave because she had runny brown

runny brown by ur ,mom May 3, 2020