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Quite simply, a 'Brown Run' describes the hurried scurry to find the nearest Khazi when one feels ‘under pressure’ and is quickly realising that one should really have shat earlier, indeed much earlier !
"Just got back from skiing holiday, no bloody snow on the black run! I did the blue run tho, anywayz, I've just travelled 300mile down from Newcastle, I'm off for a Brown Run!"
brown run by Zerlina Pablos January 27, 2007
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Brown Runway 

the brown smudge left by faecal matter in various places, such as a chodbin, your pants, or a womans cleavage.
"OH CHRIST! Malcolms done a reverse dogan and left a brown runway all the way down!"

Brown the Runway 

When you receive a sudden fright, you could say that you almost "Browned the runway"
"I was on my way to work and some dope in a semi almost ran me over.  I thought I was going to brown the runway"

brown the runway 

rewinding an on-demand or DVR-r'd program, to watch it again, because you weren't paying attention the first time.
I'm watching Entourage, and Brad was smoking pot and laughing about something stupid when Turtle told Tom Brady to suck balls. Brad decided to 'brown the runway' and re-winded Entourage and I had to watch it again because he's an idiot.
brown the runway by scotthew1 August 19, 2009

runny brown 

When something that you were doing suddenly goes bad or becomes overly complicated.
Everything was going great, then mike screwed up and it went all runny brown!
A two hour job took us all day.
runny brown by chiefbean May 6, 2009

runny brown 

runny brown is when a lactose intolerant person drinks milk and shits in there pants
jessica came to dinner last night but she had to leave because she had runny brown
runny brown by ur ,mom May 3, 2020

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026