brown egg 

a turd. not runny, but firm.

i gotta go see sir thomas and lay a brown egg

brown egg by maggot February 24, 2005

Laying a brown egg

To inexplicably crap your pants, especially when squatting down to do something.

John was laying a brown egg when doing too many forced squats.

Laying a brown egg by Captaindeadboi May 6, 2021

Brown eggs 

When you do the girl anal and you tuck your balls in her ass and when you pull them out they are covered in brown shit.Then she sucks the shit off your nuts.

I gave your mom brown eggs lastnight.

Brown eggs by Tyler Hall February 20, 2009

Brown Eggplant 

An Eggplant or Aubergine dipped in raw chocolate brownie batter, then enjoyed through licks or bites. A delicacy that originated among rich Polish after World War One. Nowadays, enjoyed as a treat to beat the summer heat.

My mother loves to gift brown eggplants to my relatives back in Ukraine.

Brown Eggplant by EggplantAddict(cocaine) June 13, 2022

brown eggs and ham 

when a man bends over spreads his ass cheeks lets a little turd out of his anus so your butt looks like an egg and his man peices are the ham - this is a waiting game from the movie waiting -worth ten kicks in the ass

bob showed jon the brown eggs and ham ,and jon threw up and got kicked in the ass

brown eggs and ham by one ball May 24, 2009