brosext
An act akin to texting, and furthermore sexting. To text a bro is to brotext. To sext a bro is to brosext.
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Brosect
To cut off a bro as he is in the process of:
a) Talking to another bro.
b) Talking to a chick.
c) Talking to a more important person (ex: a teacher).
a) Talking to another bro.
b) Talking to a chick.
c) Talking to a more important person (ex: a teacher).
Bro: "Mr. Bates, I don't quite understand the math homework."
Mr Bates: "We can certainly set up a time meet"
Brosector: "Bro! You were SO drunk at the party this weekend! Haha!'
Bro: "Dude.."
Mr Bates: "We can certainly set up a time meet"
Brosector: "Bro! You were SO drunk at the party this weekend! Haha!'
Bro: "Dude.."
Brosect by henrydavidthoreau January 14, 2010
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Brosex
Brosex by InfernoCanine June 1, 2018
BroText
When your bro is trying to avoid hanging with you. So he then shoots you a text to say he has too much going on instead of calling you like a man.
Brady and I were going to hang and play videogames, instead he brotexted me and said sorry man I have to pack for my trip and my dog needs his vitamins.
BroText by LoadHammer December 20, 2016
Brosetta Stone
A sacred artifact uncovered at a 2007 Jack Johnson concert, that allowed modern scholars to translate 80's 90's and 00's brospeak.
Dude i was watching Top Gun and couldn't understand Tom Cruise at all.
Why don't you check the brosetta stone to find out?
Why don't you check the brosetta stone to find out?
Brosetta Stone by Nabrolean Bronaparte May 2, 2010
Brosexuality
1) Having to do with, or specifically relating to the relationship between bros, usually followed with an awknowledgment of the moment having been, no homo.
2) Referring to the sexual orientation of an individual and/or group of broski.
2) Referring to the sexual orientation of an individual and/or group of broski.
Michael: Love ya James.
James: You too bro.
April: It's nice to see you've come to terms with your brosexuality Michael.
Michael: James, no homo. April, go make me a sandwich.
James: You too bro.
April: It's nice to see you've come to terms with your brosexuality Michael.
Michael: James, no homo. April, go make me a sandwich.
Brosexuality by Loves the Interhighway October 29, 2011
Brotexting
When a bro overly and without cause continually texts another bro almost as if they were texting a female.
Yo kyle is always brotexting he constantly is trying to have long drawn out conversations with me if he didn't have a girfriend i would think he was trying to get with me.
Brotexting by MFGriddles January 5, 2009