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brosette by EnsiGeetard May 10, 2010
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Brosètte
The female version of one of the guys. She's the girl with all the guy friends or referred to as the tom boy. She is like the female "Bro" They are always down to kick it and chill. They are the ones always down for their friends.
Brosètte by Blakk_dahliaz June 18, 2022
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brosette • broette • Brolette • bronette • boosette • brodetteski • Brohette • brosectemy • Brosetta Stone • broskette
Brodette
The female version of bro, someone who is chill and good friends with you. A way for guys to convey to a girl that she is "one of the boys" without use of "the boys". Often times a girl who all the boys love to chill with but would never date.
Some guys will incorrectly call a girl they are attracted to a Brodette, in order to pretend they are in it just for the friendship.
Some guys will incorrectly call a girl they are attracted to a Brodette, in order to pretend they are in it just for the friendship.
Brodette by Ugly dirtbag May 26, 2021
Broette
Broette by Chiller8000 September 10, 2010
Broette
Not all girls can be broettes, some can be like sisters, but only the rarest and best are broettes, because they are like bros.
1. A broette, when u say wanna be my wingman and her first answer is hell yeah, not yes with a sigh, but hell yeah as if it was a personal challenge for her to get u laid.
2. When the girl comes up to u and says;"your a good guy I will hook u up because you deserve it."
3. When she says to u; "oh you can sleep with her, just don't go out with her cuz she crazy."
4. You can call on her anytime of night, because she's like a bro.
5. When you can call her and say; "there is a dead hooker in my car =o", and she answers: "gimme 20 minutes, i'm gonna go buy a shovel."
2. When the girl comes up to u and says;"your a good guy I will hook u up because you deserve it."
3. When she says to u; "oh you can sleep with her, just don't go out with her cuz she crazy."
4. You can call on her anytime of night, because she's like a bro.
5. When you can call her and say; "there is a dead hooker in my car =o", and she answers: "gimme 20 minutes, i'm gonna go buy a shovel."
Brosetta Stone
A sacred artifact uncovered at a 2007 Jack Johnson concert, that allowed modern scholars to translate 80's 90's and 00's brospeak.
Dude i was watching Top Gun and couldn't understand Tom Cruise at all.
Why don't you check the brosetta stone to find out?
Why don't you check the brosetta stone to find out?
Brosetta Stone by Nabrolean Bronaparte May 2, 2010
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