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brosephini

The ultimate broseph combined with the majestic Houdini. A brosephini is a broseph who crosses over into a magical state.
“John pulled off some amazing amazing things to make it to our party. He had so much going on, but he made it. He’s a brosephini.”
brosephini by OrIsIt March 15, 2024
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Brosephine 

A Josephine that is temporarily in the bro-zone, or has undergone a state of brosification.

This generally happens when a Josephine is working with bros in a ratio of at least 1.5:1 bros to Josephine.

A Brosephine is characterized by all the awesome traits of a Josephine, with the added ability to make funny poop jokes and bro down.
whoa! who laid out all these chiggen wings and jaeger bombs for everyone?

oh dude, that was Brosephine
Brosephine by schwangalang October 4, 2016

brosephski 

a hybrid between broseph and broski. All three a more affectionate term for bro, dude, man, etc and all are interchangeable. Typically used with your close friends who do not have vaginas.
Ohh brosephski you missed the party. We were sooo wasted!
brosephski by YoungBallzy September 22, 2010

brosephina 

The female equivalent of broseph; a female friend.
Don't trip brosephina, the motocross race is still on for tonight.
brosephina by A Salamander. February 8, 2008

Brosephing 

Talking to the brosephs while on the laptop, usually in a Starbuck's Coffee. More often than not, this is done by means of LinkedIN or Facebook. Reserved for those who take broseph chatting to a new level, even to the extent of Saturday/Friday night chatting with the brahs.
"Did you hit up the Buck's this morning for the A.M. brosephing session?"
Brosephing by Malibu Worker July 3, 2008

brostephine

A girl who is a cross between a brosephine and a hipster. Played a sport in highschool, only dates brosters
Brosephine: Shit, that muscley dude in the jawbreaker cut-off tee outside the no age show was so hot.
Friend: god you're such a brostephine!
brostephine by POWERGOD June 12, 2008

brosephina 

1.) A female bro.
2.) Angelina Avalos
Bros and brosephinas, it's time to party!
brosephina by Baron Kalanium August 23, 2012
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