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brookstoned

When you think someone is completely trustworthy and a nice person to whom you can tell all your secrets, but then they betray your trust and stab you in the back multiple times.
You: Hey that Brett Brookstone looks like a pretty nice guy!
Me: Whoa there buddy, he's brookstoned some other people before.
brookstoned by Xiuhnan August 18, 2019

brookstone 

place at the mall that has a bunch of really comfortable chairs and recliners ans stuff that i could sit on all day
i feel like being a lazy fuck for awhile lets stop by brookstone
brookstone by Not Jimi Hendrix September 9, 2004

Brookstoned

When an employee at Brookstone gets stoned before work to make his or her day more bearable.
Dude, where did all the snacks in the back go?
Man, I'm fuckin' Brookstoned.
Brookstoned by bensjammins June 18, 2011

Brookstone Subdivision - Mont Belvieu

A neighborhood with 50% bullies and crazy people disguised as adults; no life idiots, 20% good kind hearted people and 30% don’t give a fuck
The Brookstone Subdivision - Mont Belvieu has a bad reputation due to their Facebook page and unnecessary childish drama causes by a few residents.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026