Brookestone

A place at the mall with cool shit. RC toys and cars, various tech toys, accessories, and relaxing massage chairs. Also, a dealer of vibrators and dildos for women ( or men ) too shy to got to a sex shop and buy a real dildo, or live too far away.

AKA, that place at the mall with the big massage chairs.

We went to the mall and just sat in the massage chairs for half an hour.

Sarah McHorny went to Brookestone to get a vibrator to masturbate with.

They got cool shit there!

by Koopenstein Monster October 24, 2010

brookstoned

When you think someone is completely trustworthy and a nice person to whom you can tell all your secrets, but then they betray your trust and stab you in the back multiple times.

You: Hey that Brett Brookstone looks like a pretty nice guy!
Me: Whoa there buddy, he's brookstoned some other people before.

by Xiuhnan August 18, 2019

brookstone

place at the mall that has a bunch of really comfortable chairs and recliners ans stuff that i could sit on all day

i feel like being a lazy fuck for awhile lets stop by brookstone

by Not Jimi Hendrix September 9, 2004

brooksbones

An tik toker that never missed basically a god

Hey did you see that new brooksbones video
Yea he doesn’t miss

by Thegoatbrook February 15, 2021

Brookstoned

When an employee at Brookstone gets stoned before work to make his or her day more bearable.

Dude, where did all the snacks in the back go?
Man, I'm fuckin' Brookstoned.

by bensjammins June 18, 2011

Brookstone Subdivision - Mont Belvieu

A neighborhood with 50% bullies and crazy people disguised as adults; no life idiots, 20% good kind hearted people and 30% don’t give a fuck

The Brookstone Subdivision - Mont Belvieu has a bad reputation due to their Facebook page and unnecessary childish drama causes by a few residents.

by Stirtheshitpot May 23, 2018

Brooketober

A month in which we celebrate Brooke from Oct 1st-31st

My favorite month is Brooketober!
-Ryan

by Brooketober October 15, 2021