Brookestone

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A place at the mall with cool shit. RC toys and cars, various tech toys, accessories, and relaxing massage chairs. Also, a dealer of vibrators and dildos for women ( or men ) too shy to got to a sex shop and buy a real dildo, or live too far away.

AKA, that place at the mall with the big massage chairs.

We went to the mall and just sat in the massage chairs for half an hour.

Sarah McHorny went to Brookestone to get a vibrator to masturbate with.

They got cool shit there!

Brookestone by Koopenstein Monster October 24, 2010

Words you can keep

brookstoned

When you think someone is completely trustworthy and a nice person to whom you can tell all your secrets, but then they betray your trust and stab you in the back multiple times.

You: Hey that Brett Brookstone looks like a pretty nice guy!
Me: Whoa there buddy, he's brookstoned some other people before.

brookstoned by Xiuhnan August 18, 2019

brookstone

place at the mall that has a bunch of really comfortable chairs and recliners ans stuff that i could sit on all day

i feel like being a lazy fuck for awhile lets stop by brookstone

brookstone by Not Jimi Hendrix September 9, 2004

brooksbones

An tik toker that never missed basically a god

Hey did you see that new brooksbones video
Yea he doesn’t miss

brooksbones by Thegoatbrook February 15, 2021

Brookstoned

When an employee at Brookstone gets stoned before work to make his or her day more bearable.

Dude, where did all the snacks in the back go?
Man, I'm fuckin' Brookstoned.

Brookstoned by bensjammins June 18, 2011

Brookstone Subdivision - Mont Belvieu

A neighborhood with 50% bullies and crazy people disguised as adults; no life idiots, 20% good kind hearted people and 30% don’t give a fuck

The Brookstone Subdivision - Mont Belvieu has a bad reputation due to their Facebook page and unnecessary childish drama causes by a few residents.

Brookstone Subdivision - Mont Belvieu by Stirtheshitpot May 23, 2018

Brooketober

A month in which we celebrate Brooke from Oct 1st-31st

My favorite month is Brooketober!
-Ryan

Brooketober by Brooketober October 15, 2021

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026