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Brookstoned
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When an
employee
at Brookstone gets stoned before work to
make
his or her
day
more bearable.
Dude, where did all the
snacks
in the back
go
?
Man
, I'm fuckin' Brookstoned.
Brookstoned
by
bensjammins
June 18, 2011
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