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bromanitarian

"Doug is talking about moving to Sudan for a year to help with the efforts to end the genocide in Darfur. He is defintely a bromanitarian."
bromanitarian by sebastian crucial February 5, 2007

Bromander in Chief 

A man who has bromances with many other guys. He may aLso have broes (man hoe) who are paid by other men to have bromances with. EquivaLent to a pimp, except with straight men.
"Johnny, go taLk to one of those broes."
"No dude. Their bromander in chief is Ron!!! Ron tried to recruit me as a broe, but i wouLdn't go, so now Ron hates me!"

Bromancer 

One who easily seduces, cajoles, dominates, attracts, and or otherwise holds supranatural sway over the male gender. A Bromancer can be anything from an Alpha Type male that both unwittingly and unerringly commands leadership amongst the males in the room and a Vampy woman whose job it is to do yoga, pilates, and pole dancing 8 hours a day.
The term now used most commonly as sarcastic insult has it's roots in the Medieval Occult Wars between the years of none of your business where two sections of the most ancient Bromany family waged a most deadly blood feud resulting in the Black Plague and the Potato. The two great Bromany families the German Brosteins and the Russian Bromanovs were wiped out leaving the well meaning Polish Bromansky family who promptly left for the New World by paying the Vikings with the secrets of Bromancy and friendship.
Fraternamancy is you trying to be cute with the Latin. No one is impressed with the Latin.
Enchantresses consciously seduce men while the solipsistic science of Bromancy is entirely unconscious.
Saoroise is beloved by all the males for she is an 11th level Bromancer.
Bromancer by Maulrus July 1, 2016

Bromander 

A bromander is what you call your slimey brother who reminds you of a salamander. Therefore creating a BRO-MANDER :)
"Yo bromander wassup wanna go get some wasabi?"
Bromander by anonymous February 9, 2022

bromanization 

The conversion of a language or phrase into a dialect proper for use by bros.
"Joseph" -> "Broseph"
"awesome" -> "brahsome"
"community" -> "brommunity"

Creating such beautiful words requires mastery of the fine art of bromanization.
bromanization by lolmaster777 January 5, 2011

Bronizer 

One who allows his pothead friends to smoke him up but refuses to pay for it themselves.
"Hey man can you chip in 10 for the bud?"

"Nah man, I'm a bronizer."
Bronizer by Youknowthatguy August 13, 2012