bromanizer
A straight male who has the uncontrollable tendency to create inexplicably close relationships with his equally straight male friends.
bromanizer by heironimus81 March 27, 2009
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bromanitarian
"Doug is talking about moving to Sudan for a year to help with the efforts to end the genocide in Darfur. He is defintely a bromanitarian."
bromanitarian by sebastian crucial February 5, 2007
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Bromander in Chief
A man who has bromances with many other guys. He may aLso have broes (man hoe) who are paid by other men to have bromances with. EquivaLent to a pimp, except with straight men.
"Johnny, go taLk to one of those broes."
"No dude. Their bromander in chief is Ron!!! Ron tried to recruit me as a broe, but i wouLdn't go, so now Ron hates me!"
"No dude. Their bromander in chief is Ron!!! Ron tried to recruit me as a broe, but i wouLdn't go, so now Ron hates me!"
Bromander in Chief by Bromander in Chief December 8, 2009
Bromancer
One who easily seduces, cajoles, dominates, attracts, and or otherwise holds supranatural sway over the male gender. A Bromancer can be anything from an Alpha Type male that both unwittingly and unerringly commands leadership amongst the males in the room and a Vampy woman whose job it is to do yoga, pilates, and pole dancing 8 hours a day.
The term now used most commonly as sarcastic insult has it's roots in the Medieval Occult Wars between the years of none of your business where two sections of the most ancient Bromany family waged a most deadly blood feud resulting in the Black Plague and the Potato. The two great Bromany families the German Brosteins and the Russian Bromanovs were wiped out leaving the well meaning Polish Bromansky family who promptly left for the New World by paying the Vikings with the secrets of Bromancy and friendship.
Fraternamancy is you trying to be cute with the Latin. No one is impressed with the Latin.
Enchantresses consciously seduce men while the solipsistic science of Bromancy is entirely unconscious.
The term now used most commonly as sarcastic insult has it's roots in the Medieval Occult Wars between the years of none of your business where two sections of the most ancient Bromany family waged a most deadly blood feud resulting in the Black Plague and the Potato. The two great Bromany families the German Brosteins and the Russian Bromanovs were wiped out leaving the well meaning Polish Bromansky family who promptly left for the New World by paying the Vikings with the secrets of Bromancy and friendship.
Fraternamancy is you trying to be cute with the Latin. No one is impressed with the Latin.
Enchantresses consciously seduce men while the solipsistic science of Bromancy is entirely unconscious.
Bromander
A bromander is what you call your slimey brother who reminds you of a salamander. Therefore creating a BRO-MANDER :)
bromanization
"Joseph" -> "Broseph"
"awesome" -> "brahsome"
"community" -> "brommunity"
Creating such beautiful words requires mastery of the fine art of bromanization.
"awesome" -> "brahsome"
"community" -> "brommunity"
Creating such beautiful words requires mastery of the fine art of bromanization.
bromanization by lolmaster777 January 5, 2011
Bronizer
Bronizer by Youknowthatguy August 13, 2012
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