bromanitarian

When a bro is especially humanitarian.

"Doug is talking about moving to Sudan for a year to help with the efforts to end the genocide in Darfur. He is defintely a bromanitarian."

by sebastian crucial February 5, 2007

boobanitarian

Someone who cares for the welfare of boobage worldwide.

Person 1: "Did you see american Idol last night? Paula Abdul's boobs were under so much pressure, I was hoping they'd pop out just so they wouldn't suffocate in that slave ship for tits they were in."

Person 2: "Aww...you're such a boobanitarian for caring about their welfare"

by Maamoul April 8, 2008

brotalitarian

When your bro (i.e. friend, roommate, etc.) insist on totalitarian rule and has become an oppressive dick in attempt to control your everyday life.

"Time to suffer under my brotalitarian power, Steve!", exclaimed George after finally dominating Steve in a man-struggle to the death.

by African Cell Mate January 2, 2008

Brotalitarianism

1. Similar to totalitarianism, brotalitarianism occurs when a (most often heterosexual) man's job, social life, and love life are taken over by his bro(s), a man (or men) who often has crazy or elaborate plans.

2. When a high school or college party is taken over by 'bros', a group of dumb jocks. Activities of a brotalitarianist party consist of smashing things, drunkenly hitting on virgins, and smashing things while drunkenly hitting on virgins.

The relationship of Barney Stinson and Ted Moseby (from the tv show How I Met Your Mother) is an example of brotalitarianism.

Dude 1: so how was Kimberly's party?
Dude 2: it was pretty lame until some brotalitarianists crashed it.

by smile, its the end of th world November 29, 2009