brotalitarian

When your bro (i.e. friend, roommate, etc.) insist on totalitarian rule and has become an oppressive dick in attempt to control your everyday life.

"Time to suffer under my brotalitarian power, Steve!", exclaimed George after finally dominating Steve in a man-struggle to the death.

by African Cell Mate January 2, 2008

brutalitarianism

Brutalitarianism is a word used to describe an event in which someone gets hurt, owned, pwned, dooped or brutalized to the point where it could be a religion.

I just had to listen to my girlfriend tell me how her day was. It was brutalitarianism to the fullest extent of the law without being punishable.

by stefmart June 1, 2007

bromanitarian

When a bro is especially humanitarian.

"Doug is talking about moving to Sudan for a year to help with the efforts to end the genocide in Darfur. He is defintely a bromanitarian."

by sebastian crucial February 5, 2007

Brotalitarianism

1. Similar to totalitarianism, brotalitarianism occurs when a (most often heterosexual) man's job, social life, and love life are taken over by his bro(s), a man (or men) who often has crazy or elaborate plans.

2. When a high school or college party is taken over by 'bros', a group of dumb jocks. Activities of a brotalitarianist party consist of smashing things, drunkenly hitting on virgins, and smashing things while drunkenly hitting on virgins.

The relationship of Barney Stinson and Ted Moseby (from the tv show How I Met Your Mother) is an example of brotalitarianism.

Dude 1: so how was Kimberly's party?
Dude 2: it was pretty lame until some brotalitarianists crashed it.

by smile, its the end of th world November 29, 2009

Brutalitarianism

the state of being brutalized, under oppressive authority

Bruh that test was brutalitarianism.

I swear, Biology class is brutalitarianism.

by TastyKeiks June 3, 2018

brutalitarian

a system of government that is so brutal it makes the Nazi regime seem like a gay parade.

that guy is so brutal someday he'll lead a brutalitarian

by Mayhem915 February 19, 2009

Brutalitarian

Relating to a system of government that is centralized, dictatorial, and compels complete subservience to the state through fear and the brutal treatment of its citizens.

The brutalitarian regime used force, fear, and punishment to compel complete obedience to the state.

by James Clemens December 11, 2016