brologne

Cologne that rubs off on you from a male friend after spending lots of time with them.

Female: He smells good. What's he wearing?

Male: My brologne.

by BreezePuppy March 11, 2010

brologue

Silly, manly dialogue between two bros. Often involves girls or sex.

Brologue:

Bro 1: You know what my three rules are right?
Bro 2: First, no teeth.
Bro 1: Yeah man, no fuckin' teeth. And rule number two watch the teeth! Rule three? I mean it no teeth!
Bro 2: Yeah dude that's the worst.

by hotdiggitydawg November 8, 2009

bologne pony

euphimism for penis. used with the adj. ride or chew.

oaoww yeah...ride the bologne pony baby

by shaft March 19, 2003

Dingleberry Bolognese

It consists of ass hair / pubes as the spaghetti, the dingleberries as the meat mince and any residue bodily liquids (normally diarrhoea) as the sauce.

Usually a meal for one but can be shared.

Matthew: "Yo, what did you have for dinner last night?"

Michael: "I had my girlfriend's dingleberry bolognese. It was delicious"

by Nivea_dingleberry scented January 25, 2020

brolone

When you and your boys get together to chill, but y'all's love language is physical touch but not in a gay way.

Dude A, Dude B, and Dude C brolone yesterday and dude A tickled dude C while watching UFC 290 dude B laughed and said "gayyy" the. Dude A & C ganged up on Dude B and tickled him and they all laughed. After brolone time they shotgun bud light and regretted it... The beer the not the brolone time.

by CrispyTakes June 24, 2023

BOlogne

Someone with BO (body odor) covering it with cologne.

Gross, that person totally smells BOlogne!

by NYCtoSM October 22, 2010

BOLOGNESE THOT

The legend behind this phrase is that if you have a thot and you don't put them in water then they are just a thot. But, if you take a thot and you drown them in boiling water then they go limp and floppy like spaghetti; resulting in a BOLOGNESE THOT (you can't say it without exclaiming it).

"That party was mega!"
"I know, a girl was even passed out on the floor like a BOLOGNESE THOT".

by Wakisaki December 14, 2017